Misanthropy - It Runs in the Family

[tinhuviel]

Aunt Tudi just read this to me. It was a sign my paternal grandmother made and put on a chain that she pulled across the driveway to her home in Asheville.

If you are uninvited and/or unexpected, you are also unwelcome. Please leave and telephone for permission and/or an invitation to visit.
Our telephone number is unlisted and unpublished so that only those people we wish to have our number will be given access to it. If you do not have our number then that fact should indicate to you our feelings on the matter.
Please do not go away angry.
Just go away.

HA!

Comments

[crystalsage.livejournal.com]

Oh. wow.

I so want to put that on my front door. Just for the Jehovah's Witnesses. ;)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

See, I think about shite like this all the time. That's why I don't sleep, I guess. I've had people accuse me of wanting the Alpaca Lips so I can enjoy a world without people but, if I were in danger, I'd change my mind PDQ. I tell them that I'd gladly perish along with everyone else. All I ask is that I at least get to watch a little while before biting the dust.

Some of this actually will probably come out in the collab I'm doing with dandyxrandy. J gets interviewed.

[mladypain.livejournal.com]

I love this! I am so copying it and hanging it on my front door!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

::snicker::

[boxsofrain.livejournal.com]

haha, I would really like to put that sign up!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Go for it!

[morgenstern23.livejournal.com]

I love it!

I'd put it on my front door but people have given up trying to visit me now anyway! ESPECIALLY unannounced. ;p

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

It'd still be fun to put them all on notice.

[polypolyglot.livejournal.com]

I would that put on my cubicle at work

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You really should.