tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
I'm really not sure whether to be proud that I've made over sixty of these, or if I should be monumentally ashamed at my all-too-obvious pathetic state. Whatever the case, here are the next two Tutorials, in Technicolour! And on You Tube and Vimeo.

Tim does Kafka and, you guessed it, ARCHIBALD CUNNINGHAM )
tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
I'm gonna have to spread these apart more now that I'm embedding both the You Tube and the Vimeo videos. So I'm gonna try to just post two at a time.

Tutelage behind the cut )

Whoever is watching these, I hope you enjoy. :)
tinhuviel: (Roth = Lovely Man)
I knew this (found out after Flint's genesis), but to see it may well have eaten a hole in my brain.

Yeah, you can tell it's him from this picture. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ycgff42o1qcp7m2o1_r1_1280.jpg

::slams head with a brick::
tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
These are included in the Vimeo album I just posted the link to, so I'm not gonna rehash myself and post the individual links. I'll start doing that with Lesson #58. Hope these tickle your funny bone and, if you dig The Roth the way I do, flips your pancake.

More Rothage Behind the Cut )
tinhuviel: (Roth = Lovely Man)
Because of some copyright issues inhumanely adhered to by You Tube, some of the Tim Roth Tutorials were unavailable for viewing in some countries (mainly the US). In an effort to make them all accessible to everyone, I've uploaded all the current videos to Vimeo. The video album's link is here: http://vimeo.com/album/1910275

From here on out, each Tutorial will be uploaded to both You Tube and Vimeo. I'll be embedding the You Tube videos here, but I will include the link to each Tutorial on Vimeo as well.

For those following the Tutorials, I hope this helps out and that you enjoy them.


Apr. 18th, 2012 01:21 pm
tinhuviel: (Roth = Lovely Man)
Someone was groovy enough to post this portion of Kafka's Metamorphosis on Vimeo. It was obvious then that Tim Roth had mad acting skillz, even as a tot.

Metamorphosis from cherrycloud on Vimeo.

tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)

And here's the link: The Tim Roth Tutorials
tinhuviel: (Family Dog)
This was just tweeted by The Roth. I could have spent what little life I have left happy for never having seen this. I swear this man is going to make me start chain-smoking.

That's one of his dogs by the way. He has a whole herd of really ugly fucking dogs.
tinhuviel: (Roth = Lovely Man)
I Grok his painful history and why he goes all Sith at every opportunity, especially since in real life, he's a great big soft-hearted mush plush, particularly with animals.

<3 him so very hard with a Mighty <3.


Apr. 8th, 2012 10:20 am
tinhuviel: (Flint)
Someone just tweeted this picture. Too spooky, considering the setting of The Waltham Phantom. The night, the cinema...all that's missing is the presence of the Great Black Bird stalking Flint, his reality nearly invisible in the vast shadows surrounding both Vampires. Fairly alarmed, yet strangely mesmerised by the coincidence (as if there were such a thing...).

<td style="border-bottom: 0px solid #fff;"> Orpheum  by Daniel Sackheim (Dansackheim) on 500px.com
Orpheum by Daniel Sackheim
tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
Hard to believe there are fifty of these now. That is just absurd.

more madness found here )

And, with that, I'm gonna give the Tutorials a rest, at least until I collect more footage. I'm sure this could go on forever, as long as Tim Roth continues to kick ass and take names.


Apr. 7th, 2012 07:22 pm
tinhuviel: (Flint)
Why does Cadmus call Flint "titch" so often? It's art imitating life.

From the MacMillan Dictionary: Titch - Someone who is very small.

From an extensive biography of Tim Roth:  So Roth, disturbed by his father's departure, now living in the company of artistic females, was sent into this macho hell-hole. Being short (his nickname was Titch) and named Timothy only made it worse. The bullying was bad and Roth had no physical response.

Cadmus calls Flint this because he is familiar with British slang, having lived amongst the English for centuries.  Flint hates the cognomen, and takes it as the insult Cadmus intends it to be.

See, everything is there for a reason.  I'm just glad that The Waltham Phantom has been exorcised...for now~.
tinhuviel: (Roth = Lovely Man)
This is ridiculous, I can't even. So much Rothian Goodness, so little time.

Probably exiting the place after bartending, which he actually does on occasion, just for fun. What is it with this man?

Click at your own risk. Hotness behind this cut. )

By the time I'm finished, everyone is going to cringe when they see Tim Roth or hear his name, 'cos they'll know I'm going to act the fool soon afterward.


Apr. 7th, 2012 08:05 am
tinhuviel: (Roth = Lovely Man)
Tumblr is gonna be the death of me. All these glorious pictures are blowing my mind.

More Rothian goodness to be found hyeah )
tinhuviel: (Default)
Even Franz Kafka would scream bloody murder if he saw this skittering toward him. The Roth should never do this again. It's brutal, creepy, freaky, and insane.


Silver City

Apr. 7th, 2012 06:22 am
tinhuviel: (Marlow)
I watched Silver City a few hours ago. It starred Danny Huston and co-starred Tim Roth. Seeing them together (Huston being 6'2" and the Roth being 5'7") was like watching Mutt and Jeff. But it was all worth it when there was a scene with them in bed drinking and smoking. They were clothed and it was not a romantic scene except in my own filthy little mind. I would not be typing this, if it had been a Brokedy-back Mountain sort of situation, because I would have dropped dead right on the spot. Way too much sexiness for one movie, and that's not even taking into account the fact that Billy Zane is also in this flick. My Demon Knight, Marlow, and Archibald...good grief.


Apr. 7th, 2012 05:37 am
tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
tinhuviel: (Flint)
There are just way too many delish pictures that can be 'shopped to represent Flint. Here are just three, one of which portrays both Flint and his dearest friend Gareth.

Gareth and Flint were the closest of friends. Extremely close. It is because of Gareth's murder that Flint is now hellbent on killing Cadmus Pariah. That's a pretty lofty goal, but Flint isn't known for setting limitations on himself.

I love how the phosphorescence in his eyes is made all the more intense in black & white photographs. 'Tis mesmerising.
tinhuviel: (Roth = Lovely Man)
I'd give anything to be that cigarette.

I'd give anything to be that leg.

Glasses. I have a glasses fetish. If you wear glasses, I am your slave. That is all.
tinhuviel: (Flint)
This is just too much. When I saw this picture on Tumblr, I had to go have a lie down. *glee*

tinhuviel: (Cadmus Castigation)
Pardon me, I am a tad intoxicated. Why? This is why!

Starling Murmuration and Toroidal Vortices are, by language default, the exclusive realm of Barry Andrews...or at least they should be.

But noooooooo... Murmuration apparently appears in profound ways in the movie Skellig...and I saw it like a day after I made the Illuminati video for 'Walking on the Wind,' aaaaannndddd toroidal vortices, the focus I made for 'Sea Theory' the pre-Shriek alternate version by Barry Andrews, are also called smoke rings, which can be seen HERE, being made by Tim Roth.

The very phrase, TOROIDAL VORTICES, belongs to the realm of Andrews. How could it not?

Is it any wonder why Cadmus wants to wipe the Earth clean of Flint? Hell, I want to! It's fucking my shit up, these connections. Stop it already.
tinhuviel: (Flint)
Earlier today, I heard a snippet of music that just set my skin on fire. It turned out to be 'Lux Aeterna' by Clint Mansell. I went looking for it, found it, downloaded it, and have pretty much been listening to it nonstop for the past 2.5 hours. It has been a major driving force the the Waltham Phantom narrative, allowing Cadmus to be as emotionally cruel as he possibly can be to wee Flint. I've been basking in the glory and wishing there were some way to just euthanise the younger Vampire and be done with the Flint arc.

Then... a few minutes ago on Tumblr, I was sent the link to this video on You Tube, seeing as how my Tumblr is You Tube oriented. It's 'Lux Aeterna.' I am not fucking amused by this. God is just ramping up the abuse, I swear.

Did I mention, not fucking amused? Just wanted to make sure I got that in there.

tinhuviel: (Roth = Lovely Man)
Tumblr is giving an endless variety of Rothian Goodness. There's a tribe of individuals over there who have befriended the Tutorials, and subsequently share with me all manner of drool-worthy photies. This is a photo dump, for anyone who may be interested. If you aren't, well I am. My journal, my rules. BAAHHAHA!

At least I'm putting all this insane sexiness behind a cut, except for the picture that has become my ultimate favourite photie of The Roth. I am a sucker for a man in makeup. I'm a child of the 80s, it's kind of a requirement. If you were a male, and from Britain, you wore makeup. It was decreed by god. Even the Shrieks did it. Just look at Nemesis.


Dear Lord, ain't he pretty? Now for the rest.

I could be really evil, and NOT cut this gigantic entry )

Now...was that not majorly intense? I think I need one of Roth's cigarettes now. WHEW!
tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
In my head, the Roth and Clive Barker are inextricably connected, despite my belief that there was no realistic connection at all.

I was wrong.

I finished watching Made in Britain and thought I recognised one of the actors, but didn't really think about it. Then I decided I would check out Tim's commentary on the movie, since it was his very first one. At one point he's talking about playing ping-pong with one of the actors, one Sean Chapman. Then he laughed and said, "Yeah, he's the guy from Hellraiser."


Then I remembered. The actor I recognised played Frank Cotton, Pinhead's very first onscreen victim.

I can't wrap my head around it. I just...can't.
tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)

A few years ago in a random survey among friends on the general ‘appeal’ of Tim Roth, one ventured the following theory: “He looks like he’d be really filthy in bed.”

“Ho, ho,” we hooted and added absolutely nothing at all, because we just knew that Tim Roth, in his films, is a Bad Man with pervy eyes and the steadiest hand on the warmest gun; a charismatic man’s man who definitely Does It in lifts and in your mother’s kitchen while she’s trying to talk to you about your grandmother’s sheltered housing plans through the serving hatch. In real life he’s a small man with a big nose and we all know what that means, don’t we?

Later, in an interview, I put my friend’s theories concerning filth in general, and his filth in particular, to tiny Tim Roth. He looked up from his hotel sofa (he really is that small) and said, “Tell your friend she might be right about that one. Eheheheheheh”.

tinhuviel: (Flint)
I'm watching this movie right now, and it's probably the most insane representation of Flint I have seen to date. I mean, seriously, the hair even? Jesus fucking christ! And, I'm sorry, but Tim Roth just doesn't do a completely convincing American accent. Well, I take that back. He's pretty good with a drawl, but I've noticed a lot of Brits seem to be more comfortable with a Southern accent than with a contemporary American accent.

In other related news, I got my DVD player back to working. This makes me very pleased. Watching DVDs on the computer sucks big hairy donkey balls.

In other less-related news, I was planning on writing all day, but ended up driving to Greenville on a lark, as is documented in a previous post. While I was out, though, I got some Baileys for mah coffee, but I may have to imbibe a tad tonight and see what happens with the Cadmus/Flint narrative. Cadmus is fairly pissed off in my head right now, and I need to exorcise the demon before he takes me over, like so many times in the past.

...actually, I remember now. The last pub we went to, the one where the picture that shows up in 'Contract Song' was taken, I had switched from Guinness to Baileys because I was still fairly freaked right the fuck out. How ironic that this is my drink of choice as I play around with the drunken Celtic writer persona.

Why, Barry? WHY?

So, I'm off to finished this damned movie (I hate Bridget Fonda...married to Danny Elfman, kissing all over a lanky-haired Roth. I should be so lucky...) and take up the virtual quill before Cadmus crawls out of my head and murders me.
tinhuviel: (Roth = Lovely Man)
It seems that the Tim Roth Tutorials have reached a point where they're showing up here and there on The Intarwebz. That said, I figured it might be a good idea to place a disclaimer on the Tutorial playlist, in the event prying Rothian eyes land on my You Tube channel and transmit the much-validated "WHAT THE FUCK?" response to the Rothian mouth. haha

So here is what I came up with. It was pretty easy, considering it's basically the way I feel about these crazy vids.

Disclaimer: As the Tim Roth Tutorials start to get more attention, I feel it only right to assure folks that these Tutorials are based on Tim Roth's characters in various movies, and not on the actor himself or the way he sees the world. No offence is intended in the making of these lessons; they are made for fun and for fans of Tim Roth and all his groovy characters. So there you have it, hoopy froods. Enjoy the Tutorials, and take notes, 'cos there will be a pop quiz someday.

Hopefully, that'll waylay any misunderstandings or whatnot. I highly doubt he's seen any of these, but then I highly doubted my Facebook was being monitored by Big Brother, too. So, I'm taking the "any-fucking-weirdo-thing is possible" attitude about it all, and taking the safe and high road.
tinhuviel: (tjb lol)
Did I ever tell you, you have lovely eyes? They go well with the rest of your face. It's not like I wanna pop 'em out of your skull and carry around on a key chain!


That's a compliment.

tinhuviel: (Maul - snarky)
Sith ingenuity prevails over stinky Jedi copyright stinginess every single time. Enjoy!

Kicking Giant Arse from Tinhuviel on Vimeo.

tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
I'm typing this with ice cubes on my fingers because my keyboard is too hot to touch without them. Why? It's all the Rothian loveliness that has overtaken my hard drive! Just behold...


And if that doesn't twirl your lasso, just click on the LJ Cut.

Sweet Jesus, how can one little man contain all that sexy goodness? )

Right then, I'm off to shove a sno-cone down my pants.
tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
Hard to believe that there are now forty Tutorials out there for the enlightenment of the world, or at least Tim Roth fans. Check out Trevor's eyes. He has huge praying mantis eyes! You gotta love that, despite the swastika etched between them. hahaha

tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
I'm gonna try to make #40 today, as well.

Embedding was disabled on Tutorial #39, and I have no idea why...and this really pisses me right off. That said, just click the URL, and you can see it on my You Tube channel: http://youtu.be/UBDYrfPs414
tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
This is actually quite true, much to my absolute delight. I'd be devastated if her were a Fascist pigshit.



Mar. 26th, 2012 10:19 am
tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)

tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
Taken, respectively, from Skellig: the Owl Man and The Legend of 1900 (which has always been one of my favourite movies, not just TR movies, but all-time movies. The Father Unit bought it for me ages ago because he knew how I felt about pianists. So this is like porn for me.)

Enjoy! And, if you have any Tutorial ideas, don't be shy. If I can make it (barring not being able to find the video footage), I will, jes' for you.

Off for more writing. The tale is fleshing out nicely, and I think I've figured out what keeps Flint alive. And it really pisses Cadmus off. I'm loving being able to allow Cadmus full-blown emotions now, although he's letting the cat out of the bag about his real-life parents as a result. That's okay.

tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
Found this picture. Dude is wearing the most gigantic sweater he could possibly find. And, here I thought that belonged solely to Flint. WTF?


Dirty Mind

Mar. 22nd, 2012 12:30 pm
tinhuviel: (Tim Roth)
So I have my phone on both bell alert and vibrate for any incoming tweets from a wee handful of people I follow. One of them is Tim Roth. But he tweets like a maniac every morning, usually starting around 11:00 and lasting for an hour or longer, almost endless tweets, like more than one in a minute's time. It's driving me crazy, especially since John Cusack does the same thing, but at night. I am seriously considering taking TR off my phone, despite his interesting (and very very VERY Liberal) tweets.

Then it occurred to me.

The phone is on vibrate.

So, if I put the phone down my pants when he gears up each morning...I could technically say that Tim Roth literally gave me an orgasm.

I think I just reached the lowest depths of depravity. Maybe I should shove a sharp knife in my temple and be done with it.

Aaaand, he's at it again. I could start up my own amateur porn site at this rate.

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