I am for answering the_gil_monster's questions.

[tinhuviel]

1. Who are the Four Horsemen of The Alpaca Lips?
   The Dolly Llama, Joe Camel, the Sopwith Camel, and Camilla Parker-Bowles.


2. How would you have scripted Darth Maul's demise? Does he survive?
   Of course he survives in my world!  And he sues Obi-Wan on Judge Judy.  I posted that tale in my journal 1000 years ago and now I can't find it, which means I have to repost it now so I can use it as reference in answering this question.  Stay tuned for a linkie.


3. How do I perform The Superior Llama Dance? Or is it exclusive to ordained priests of the Alpaca Lips?
   Rent The Emperor's New Groove and watch the scene right after Kuzco llama saves Pacha.  That is the superior llama dance.  Study and learn.


4. When (if) George W. Bush leaves the White House, what is your first order of business?
Pitch a big honkin' party, dance nekkid in the street of Duncan (not streets, mind you....street.), shake my money-maker in the general direction of the local offices of the Republican Party, and work on getting out of the country before the evil empire regains power and closes our borders for good.

1. Vas ist das Psychic Vampire Codex?
   Probably the most defining work in explaining the phenomena and reality of the psychic vampire community.  It's written by Michelle Belanger and delves into explaining what psychic vampirism is as well as giving a loose set of ethics and guidelines most usually common to the community as a whole.