Don't Taze Me, Bro!
Oct. 12th, 2008 08:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuvielActually, the title has nothing to do with the body of this post. I just wanted to type that out, just once in my life. This is just another obligatory picture post wherein I have fun with images that aren't quite what they seem.
First off, here's a picture of my darling ION, all spiffed out with a new bumper. Check out the super-sweet bumper sticker on the window. I'm just begging to have the ION vandalised, living in Redneckville and Dominionist Village.
Here you see the extent of our drought. People are crawling through the streets, begging for a drop of dirty water. I saw someone walking down Main Street, Duncan, wearing a still suit. It may have been a member of the Shamen, but I doubt it. He looked an awful lot like Kyle MacLachlan.
We had a bit of rain the other day, which was welcome for the most part. We all dreaded the resurgence of the fire ants after the rain stopped, though. I never thought it'd be this bad, but check out the giant ant hill that sprouted from the ground overnight. Some of them are at least 12 feet tall! They shut down this construction site. The workers are afraid to confront the gigantic fire ants that built these hills. One bite from these monsters and you're dead!
So there you have it. Such is life in the Armpit of Hell. No water and insects that could open your skull and eat your brains while you're still alive.
First off, here's a picture of my darling ION, all spiffed out with a new bumper. Check out the super-sweet bumper sticker on the window. I'm just begging to have the ION vandalised, living in Redneckville and Dominionist Village.
Here you see the extent of our drought. People are crawling through the streets, begging for a drop of dirty water. I saw someone walking down Main Street, Duncan, wearing a still suit. It may have been a member of the Shamen, but I doubt it. He looked an awful lot like Kyle MacLachlan.
We had a bit of rain the other day, which was welcome for the most part. We all dreaded the resurgence of the fire ants after the rain stopped, though. I never thought it'd be this bad, but check out the giant ant hill that sprouted from the ground overnight. Some of them are at least 12 feet tall! They shut down this construction site. The workers are afraid to confront the gigantic fire ants that built these hills. One bite from these monsters and you're dead!
So there you have it. Such is life in the Armpit of Hell. No water and insects that could open your skull and eat your brains while you're still alive.
