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battlestar_blog that they're having their second BSG Porn Battle and decided to read the announcement to Aunt Tudi because their banner for the event is so funny and Aunt Tudi would get it, being a BSG fan. She was scandalised.
Aunt Tudi: That's horrible. I don't see why people have to turn everything into Porn.
Me: Oh, it's just for fun. It's a pretty big chunk of the fandom world.
Aunt Tudi: Well, I don't get it. It's like some people have to turn something that's not into something dirty.
Me: Oh, for Pete's sake, it's all in good fun. That's what the Darth Maul Estrogen Brigade was all about!
Aunt Tudi: Yeah, I found that out when we went to Virginia Beach for that science fiction convention and ended up in a hotel room with a wang in my face!*
Me: ::loses it and cackles uncontrollably (must be the sleep dep):: Oh! That's hilarious!
Aunt Tudi: I go with you to that and meet all these nice people. And I think how pleasant they all were until I start to listen to the conversation and see what's going on. What I heard and saw in that hotel room was enough to turn your hair from straight to short and curly.
Me: ::cackles some more, not able to say anything at first::
Aunt Tudi: What's so funny?!
Me: As the Joker would say, "That's a very poor choice of words."
Aunt Tudi: ::turns red:: I know... Shut up.
Me: ::cackles like a hyena::
*The "wang" to which Aunt Tudi refers was a party gift at the DMEB gathering in Virginia Beach in 2000. It was a red and black dildo. It was passed around for the group to admire and it travelled right underneath Aunt Tudi's nose. Now, Aunt Tudi is very prudish, so she was aghast at our joyous banter. It didn't help that both MaulsMate and I, who could weave live chat tales that would make the others at the DMEB go sit in front of their freezers with a fan...in the Winter..., were both in attendance and in rare form. I don't think I've ever seen Aunt Tudi's eyes bug so much. It was like she had an overactive thyroid that night.
battlestar_blog that they're having their second BSG Porn Battle and decided to read the announcement to Aunt Tudi because their banner for the event is so funny and Aunt Tudi would get it, being a BSG fan. She was scandalised.Aunt Tudi: That's horrible. I don't see why people have to turn everything into Porn.
Me: Oh, it's just for fun. It's a pretty big chunk of the fandom world.
Aunt Tudi: Well, I don't get it. It's like some people have to turn something that's not into something dirty.
Me: Oh, for Pete's sake, it's all in good fun. That's what the Darth Maul Estrogen Brigade was all about!
Aunt Tudi: Yeah, I found that out when we went to Virginia Beach for that science fiction convention and ended up in a hotel room with a wang in my face!*
Me: ::loses it and cackles uncontrollably (must be the sleep dep):: Oh! That's hilarious!
Aunt Tudi: I go with you to that and meet all these nice people. And I think how pleasant they all were until I start to listen to the conversation and see what's going on. What I heard and saw in that hotel room was enough to turn your hair from straight to short and curly.
Me: ::cackles some more, not able to say anything at first::
Aunt Tudi: What's so funny?!
Me: As the Joker would say, "That's a very poor choice of words."
Aunt Tudi: ::turns red:: I know... Shut up.
Me: ::cackles like a hyena::
*The "wang" to which Aunt Tudi refers was a party gift at the DMEB gathering in Virginia Beach in 2000. It was a red and black dildo. It was passed around for the group to admire and it travelled right underneath Aunt Tudi's nose. Now, Aunt Tudi is very prudish, so she was aghast at our joyous banter. It didn't help that both MaulsMate and I, who could weave live chat tales that would make the others at the DMEB go sit in front of their freezers with a fan...in the Winter..., were both in attendance and in rare form. I don't think I've ever seen Aunt Tudi's eyes bug so much. It was like she had an overactive thyroid that night.
