Bullshit, Weight Watchers!
Jun. 3rd, 2009 11:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuvielI'm calling you out, you naughty big corporation, on some serious bullshit. Did you honestly think that cartoon fans don't pay attention to your commercials? Really? Seriously? Or didja just wait til Saint Chuck packed his bags for the Summerlands before getting the bright idea for your Hunger Monster ad campaign? Hm? Tell us the truth. You'll feel better for it. Oh... I see. Gonna have to call in the big guns, am I? Gonna have to show my evidence while you're on the witness stand defending your *ahem* honour? Oookaaay, well you asked for it!
AHA! BULLSHIT! Right there, Weight Watchers! Your Hunger Monster is Gossamer! The only difference is that one is wanting you to eat and the other wants to eat you. But that's small potatoes. I'd know that red fur anywhere and so would Bugs Bunny if he weren't busy dancing to "My Spine is the Bassline." But he'll be over anytime to call you on your bullshit as well. And, when Bugs calls you on bullshit, you've pretty much gotten served, along with a biiiig platter of crullers. Bitches.
AHA! BULLSHIT! Right there, Weight Watchers! Your Hunger Monster is Gossamer! The only difference is that one is wanting you to eat and the other wants to eat you. But that's small potatoes. I'd know that red fur anywhere and so would Bugs Bunny if he weren't busy dancing to "My Spine is the Bassline." But he'll be over anytime to call you on your bullshit as well. And, when Bugs calls you on bullshit, you've pretty much gotten served, along with a biiiig platter of crullers. Bitches.
