Know Your Enemy!

Rev. Jerry Falwell

Liberty Alliance

P.O. Box 190

Forest, VA 24551

804/534-8502

"I just can't stay on the sidelines any longer!" Falwell,
host of the "Old Time Gospel Hour" and founder of Liberty
University, emerged from temporary retirement in 1991,
announcing that he might reactivate the Moral Majority, the
now-defunct organization that first brought him fame outside
the Bible Belt. While this threat has failed to
materialize, he has put together a relatively small-scale
operation called Liberty Alliance. Falwell remains a
visible presence, continuing to crank out inspirational
books, anti-gay hate videos, and other fundraising
paraphernalia. His greatest recent hit is the video
Clinton Chronicles, which accuses President Clinton
of skullduggery of preternatural proportions. At $44.95,
which includes membership in Liberty Alliance, the Clinton
video is no bargain. Ask to be placed on the Liberty
Alliance mailing list.

Words cannot sufficiently express

how very much I despise my job.
After the first of the year, if I get that settlement, I'm paying off my bills and going back to school. Then, when I get out of school and find a wonderful web-development position, I'm going to go into my so-called superior's office, jump up on her desk, bend over and, talking out of my butt a la Ace Ventura, shout
I quit, you buck-toothed bimbo!
and then I'm going to do the Superior Dance out the door and say goodbye to the oxy moronic music business forever!
muaahahah!!!

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Mulder would be proud.