It's Gonna Be One of Those Days.....

I couldn't figure out why my pants felt so damned uncomfortable. Checked 'em out...discovered I'd put them on backwards. I had to take off my shoes to get my pants off and back on the way they should have been.
As a result I was about 5 minutes late for work.
...and deservedly so....'cos I'm a big ole moron.
I'll turn 36 years old this year and I still can't dress myself properly. What the hell is wrong with me??

Pre-Friday Quiz-Fest

( I Am the Quiznit Shizzlenit )

Tales from the Pit

So my Feudal Mistress is being a great big haint. I asked her for 23 May as a vacation day this past Friday. She informed me Monday that she had that day off and would let me know if I could have it by Wednesday. Wednesday came and went and still no word. So I emailed her this morning to get an update. About 30 minutes after that Joanie went and asked her for a 1/2 day vacation on the 23rd. The Mistress gave it to her without blinking an eye. I've yet to hear back on my email. If my intense dislike of her could manifest corporeally, it would gather in the form of one of those Berserkers from Nightbreed and rip the Feudal Mistress' arms right out of their sockets, then skull fuck her until she is no longer discernibly human (like she is now ~ what a larf that is!). Happy thoughts have I. errrk...

On a more pleasant note, I just found out that I'll be getting my new computer tomorrow. It's one of those sleek flat screen jobs with a fawncy keyboard. I wish I had one at home too!

OK, back to work..

Pit Update

Cube Man has pissed me off again. He copies everyone but Buddha and Jesus Christ on his emails that are but a mere attempt to make me look foolish. Every time he does so, I respond with the information that he missed, which prompted his email to begin with, turning it all back to him. Still though, I dislike having my abilities and intelligence challenged in a public forum he insists on creating. A pox on his house.

The Feudal Mistress just came up to my desk and said that she hadn't gotten everything 'straightened out' about the 23rd so she'd let me know if I got the day hopefully tomorrow. I wonder why she didn't have the same non-answer for Joanie. Well, no, I don't wonder why. I know exactly why. Bitch..

Pitch Black, Mothers Day, Collars, and Randomness

I just watched this the other day on DVD and now I'm watching it on the WB network. Just can't get enough of Vin. What a sexy bald man he is! So many sexy bald men out there.....it's an ocean of sexiness in which I might wish to drown! :: fans self :: oh, methinks I have the vapours!

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I asked Aunt Tudi what she wanted to do for Mothers Day. She said all she wanted was to finish painting her table so if I would please get her another can of black paint, that would be great. "That and two hot dogs," she proclaimed. So, when we talk about the big MD this coming Monday at work and folks ask me what I did for Aunt Tudi, I'll be forced to tell them "I got her a can of paint and 2 hot dogs." Yet another incident in which to further my Weirdo reputation.

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I dreamt of rummaging through old boxes left behind by a long gone community. In one of the boxes was a collection of braided leather collars, some of them simple, some ornate. Also found some locks with which to fasten them. The atmosphere was in something like a perpetual twilight and it was a really eerie situation, but I was thrilled at finding all these collars. I remember wondering what type of community had left them behind and it it would be disrespectful to take a few as extras for Llew and myself. I tried a few on, but the dream sort of petered out before I actually took any of them.

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Just saw a Reebok commercial that features Shakira. Omigawd, she's so pretty and she's got her belly roll and shimmy down like nobody's business. I am balanced perfectly between awe and envy. Aunt Tudi just asked me if she was on any of our labels at work. No, of course not! She's too bloody talented! Then Aunt Tudi reminded me that we did have a couple of decent artists: Elvis (or so she says...well, I guess he's OK) and Dave Matthews.

She should not have mentioned Dave Matthews while I'm watching Vin Diesel. I'm already in a fragile state and I could lick Dave Matthews from head to toe like a freakin' fudgesicle.

mmmm....fudge....

::falls over from the vapours::