Vegetable

Other than updating the websites with Barry's tour information, I was a complete vegetable the entire weekend.
I stuck close to Aunt Tudi as she went through the initial stages of grieving over Daisy, but she slept most of the time ~ that's how she handles extreme sadness. So I was left to my own devices, which led to way too much time on the Internet, watching Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for the fifth time on PPV, watching the entire Shining TV miniseries and Steven King's Sleepwalkers, all in the dark.
What the hell is wrong with me?
I feel like I've been beaten with reeds and I've done zippo, zilch, nyet, nada!
Well, I'll be shocked out of my vegetative state this afternoon when I have to mow the grass. Mid 80's with high humidity and bugs. Fooooo....

Paranoia

For the past week, the Feudal Masters have been getting together and making smoothies, encouraging all the serfs to drink up.

I think that they're drugging us...why, I have no idea.

Es Regnet

No cutting the grass today.

Maybe stonecoldsober could enlist the aid of Mowman and have him come mow my grass when it's ass high to a yak.

Happy Happy Joy Joy

TNN is reviving 'Ren & Stimpy' and making it for adults, as it should have been all along. Looks like John Kricfalusi is once again at the helm and is also providing the voice, the only one that bloody matters, for Ren Hoek! I'm dragging out my log, putting on my lederhosen, and settling in to await the Sacred Event on 26 June at 10 PM on TNN. WOOOOOT!!