When Morons Attack

That should be a new Fox Network special. And it would star me in various scenarios at work, where all hell breaks loose and I'm left to contend with The Beast that is stupidity. Here's a perfect example.
( actual emails at my actual job! )

Black Magic

Here's a festive "ancient" curse.

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up my day and may their arms be too short to scratch."