Go to Hell, Go Directly to Hell, Do not Pass Go, Do not Collect $200

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George Lucas
Circle I Limbo

Welfare Ho's
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

SUV Drivers
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The Promise Keepers
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Pat Robertson
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

What Has Happened?

I am unable to stress here at work today. A few things that would normally twist me in knots have occurred and I'm just smooth, baybee, smooth. It's almost like I'm wearing those Dr. Scholl's shoe gel things. I'm gellin' like a felon!

The only thing I'm really antsy about is Harry Potter. I'm on the 4th book now and I'm eager to be done with all this responsibility rot and get back to it. Never would I have thought I'd be excited about reading again like I am right now and I never thought I'd get so taken in by the Harry Potter series. Last week I read "The Prisoner of Azkaban" in one day. I haven't done that in years. I couldn't put it down. Yesterday I read all day long. A good 250 pages of "The Goblet of Fire" vanished before my eyes. And so, I cross that line the separates the haughty few who refuse to understand the magick of Harry Potter from the legions of his rabid fans ne'er to return. Oy vey.

The arm is holding up OK so far. I couldn't sleep on my right side at all last night, so I fear it's getting worse again. I just hope I get to find out what the problem is and have the doc fix it soon. I hate being a tripod.