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Today was really ungodly
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.

I'm so stoned.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.

I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said "The power of Christ compels you!" and then he threw cold water on me. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with a dull throb in your left temple.

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Friday Quiz-o-rama

( I know it's not officially Friday, but it's MY Friday, so neener )

Saturn Post

It hasn't been nearly long enough between these, but that's what I get for making a road trip to Florida. Fortunately, the service this time around is for nothing but an oil change and overall inspection, so I don't think I'll be here too very long.

Once I get outta Saturn, I'm going home to meet Steph (lttlbt) and give her back her Norton disc. She's been having an atrocious time with her computer and had to wipe it clean, thus destroying her anti-virus program in the meantime. Poor woman.

Afterward, Aunt Tudi and I are off to Wally World. I have a gift card, lovingly bestowed upon me by the Father Unit, for $100 and may well go berserk and get me a cheapo digital camera. Muaaahahahah!!

The Feudal Mistress gave all of us serfs a neck pillow with built-in massager. Tonight, I'm planning on snuggling into the couch and watching some DVD whilst this pillow works its magick upon my tight head-stem. As Stimpy would say: JOOOOOYYYYYY!

That is all.