Gizzard Destroyed, Mind Gone....I'm a Mess.

I did something STOOPID last night. While watching that crazy Lifetime movie starring Judy Davis as a mass-murdering grifter mother who enjoyed her madness with a relish, I started eating peanuts (the roasted kind that you shell yourself) shortly after devouring an orange. Before I knew it, I'd eaten one too many peanuts and ended up with a bellyache from the inner ring of Hell. Seriously, it was the worst I've had in years. Years! When I finally got to sleep around 2 AM, I was convinced that Mr. Peanut had removed his hat and monocle, and had beaten me unconscious with his cane. Literally. I got up this morning sore from the bellyache. No more peanuts and oranges for me. Bad combo. I'm an idiot.

So I'm eating bland today: yoghurt, oatmeal, jello. It has worked for me so far.

When I got up today, I thought this was the day I was supposed to be helping mekkasimian. Wondering why he hadn't called, I logged on to recheck the emails. Turns out that I'm not supposed to help him until sometime between Friday and Sunday. Why did I think it was today? Hell, he and Mrs. Simian aren't even moving until tomorrow. Again, I'm an idiot.

Today I downloaded "Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed. It's one of the coolest songs ever. I'm now trolling for "East Bound and Down," "Lady in Black" by Uriah Heep, "Fashion" by David Bowie, and "The Sun always Shines on TV" by A-Ha. For lo! I am a downloading fool!