Unwell & Virus

Not related.

I've been up most the night. My own fault. I'd have to die to feel better.

In other news....

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Religion

Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Discordia

Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics

Stop caring!

Hippyism

Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory

Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Industrial (70%)

Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Computer Games (60%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Prog Rock (80%)

Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.