HAPPY BIRTHDAY

to piperdawn!

Winter?

It's currently 74 degrees here. SEVENTY-FOUR. We're going to have fleas the size of beavers and mosquitoes the size of hang gliders. It's going to be fucking miserable.

I hate South Carolina. It truly is the Armpit of Hell.

Questions from here

serifem asked:

1.) What is the one thing (personal annoying habit sort of thing) that you won't accept in a friend?
If you're my friend, I take you as you are. Some traits get on my nerves more than others, but I accept friends for the people they are 'cos, hell, they're having to do the same thing with me and that's a feat in and of itself.

2.) What's one place you'd rather not admit to having sex in, but did?
The second grade class room in a church.

3.) What is your least favorite song of all time, and why?
"Swingin'" by John Anderson. It is thoroughly reprehensible.

4.) Ever gotten a buzz from pixi stix or any similar non-traditional (non-drug) substance?
If caffeine isn't considered a drug, I got a serious buzz off a coffee called the Redeye Grandé.

5.) Is there anyone you hate to love?
green_goblin70, hands down! Nah, I'm kidding. I don't know of a soul I hate to love, but there's a long list of people I love to hate. Everybody's gotta have a hobby.

6.) Where does your LJ username come from?
It's a variant spelling of Tinuviel, which was the name given to Luthien by Beren when he saw her dancing and singing under the stars. It means 'nightingale.' I added the 'h' for numerological purposes because the name is my primary Craft name.

Kitchee Kitchee Ya Ya Da Da

"Lady Marmalade," the original version, not the crap remake by Xtina Gaguilera, is one of those songs that makes me want to stick giant multi-coloured feathers in my hair and strut around the neighbourhood shaking my money maker like a disco queen on crack.

Seniors' Day

Signs are popping up everywhere around here that seniors get discounts at certain restaurants on Wednesdays. Aunt Tudi posed the question: "Why are these restaurants all picking Wednesday to give old people a break?"

Since I have an answer for everything, I responded: "Well, Wednesday is called hump day sometimes and since there are a lot of old people with humps on their backs, it just stands to reason that Wednesday would be their day."

That's my story and I'm sticking by it.

More questions from this meme

blueskywonder asked:
Friends
Who were your friends growing up?
I really didn't have friends growing up. I was the kid who never got picked to play and the first kid the others would decide to humiliate. My inner child is still looking for her special friend to explore Terrabithia with.

Sex
What's the turn-on that would most surprise me?
Sharing blood during sex.

Music
Spandau Ballet vs. Duran Duran. Who would win the BATTLE OF THE NEW ROMANTIC TEA TOWELS??
Duran Duran hands down, baby!

Drugs
What was your first experiment with illicit substances?
Sweet Mary Jane

Love
Who has your heart?
Someone with whom I cannot be in this life.

Livejournal
What's your favorite LJSpeak phrase?
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!1eleventyone!!