Olivia Newton-John does vampire music

If it isn't already evident, my vampire obsession has cycled back with full force.

So I was hunting for one of my favourite ONJ songs. Yes, I like Olivia Newton-John and I'm proud of it. Eat dirt if you think that's funny or stupid. Anyway, I found the song, "A Little More Love" from 1979. And I really listened to the lyrics this time, and was flabbergasted.

( but it gets me nowhere to tell you no )

If this song isn't going on the Vampire Mix, I don't know what is.

Ron White

Cynical Southern comedy with a bit like a pit bull ~ that's Ron White. His new show, "You Can't Fix Stupid," comes on Comedy Central tonight at 9 PM. Be there or earn my spite and disrespect for all eternity.

From the show:
"I was kicked off the debate team in school for saying 'yeah? Well, fuck you!'"

Right on, Ron! Right on!

Octopus & DVD

Righto.

Based on the assumption that, since I love squid, I will also dig octopus, I bought a tin of spiced octopus the other day. I haven't tried it yet, but I'll document the experience here when I do. In the meantime, Aunt Tudi taped the "on the go" section of her Crystal Light to my octopus tin and then posed for an "octopus on the go" ad.

( here are the results )

In other news, I can't seem to figure out how to get my Shriekback footage to a DVD. I promised B a copy of all the video footage, but I've hit a wall upon which is written "TECHNOLOGICAL DUMBASS." When I go see Llew, I'm gonna have to see if he can assist me with this since he's the one who made the original DVD. I feel like a total nudnick.

Resistance is futile

Stolen from both popfiend and brujah, this is too funny to hold until Friday.

( we are the.... )

Beautiful Peter

( like Winter in July )