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It's still Friday, so I'm posting this quiz I burgled from polypolyglot.

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Animal Nicknames

I had to run a quick errand and, whilst in the car, I got to thinking about all the nicknames the animals that live with me answer to. Why I subject them to such torment and why they put up with it is beyond me.

Nickname Database
The Core Group

• Chester (Full registered name is Winchester Napoleon): Nappy, Asshole, Chester-butt, Chesterkins, Chester the Molester, Rat with a Hippie Wig, Shithead


• Foley (Full name is Foley Buddha): Foley-butt, Wide-Ass, Tank, Brute, Bully, Butt-Butt


• Motley (Full name is Motley Dot): MotDot, Dot, Mot, Stubby-butt, Squeaker, Motlums


• Riley (Full name is Riley as far as I know. He came pre-named): Riley-dog, Demento Dog, O'Riley, Schizo Dog


• Sheba (Full name is Sheba. She also came to us pre-named): Eyeball, Dummy, Sheblit, Sheebie, Ugly


• Shmoop (Full name is Shmoop ~ sweet and simple): Shmooples, Shmoopus, Shmoopster, Shmoopy-pants, Scamper-pants, Whiny-butt, Bubbeleh, Shmoople-poopeleh


• Smidgen (Full name is Smidgen): Smidge, Smidge-butt, Muscle-butt, Smidgels, Yellow-belly, Angel Face, Angel Baby, Silly-butt

The Outdoor Pride

• Lynx: Lynxie, Lynxie-butt


• Theodore: Theo


• Iggy: Iggums, Iglet


• Aloysius: Al, Big Al


• Zsa Zsa: Glamour-puss

I haven't given many nicknames to the members of the Outdoor Pride because I haven't been exposed as much to their personalities, seeing as how they're feral and refuse to let me "in" very far. It's probably for the best, because my assignment of nicknames has reached the level of absurd.