I can't think

It's too hot.

And it's not even the Summer season yet. I feel like I woke up on the sun and no one told me. How do I get back to Earth, please someone clue me in! I don't like this game and refuse to play any longer. They're killing me at work, everyone is so bloody thirsty. They need to put a cork in it and leave me a the hell alone because, every time I move, my body goes into shock from the high temperatures.

And my Moon has visited herself upon me.

Powers that be: this isn't funny anymore. Go pick on someone else for a while, mmkay?