Lawdy. I R TIRED

And I've still got til 10 tonight to go. Tomorrow, when I get off from Cromer, I need to dash to Greer to cash my check, pay a couple of bills, then come home and change clothes for Ingles at 4 PM. I'm not certain if I get off from Ingles at 8 or 8:30, but at least it's better than 10. I'm not complaining, though. It's money and, better yet, I don't have to wait until I can apply for benefits at Dollar General. As soon as I get my first pay check from DG, I can get online and sign up for health and dental insurance. The downside is that DG offers health insurance through Cigna and I fucking HATE Cigna. But Cigna insurance is better than no insurance at all. As soon as I'm covered, I'm going to every doctor within a 50-mile radius, just because I can. I'll ride up on my moped and demand medical attention, even if I don't need it. I'm gonna get my hubcaps replaced, my shoulder repaired, and my brain refurbished. I'm going to get migraine medicine and anti-depressants. I'm going to scamper off to a chiropractor and have every bone in my body cracked, then cracked again, just because I can! Bwaaahahahah!

And, when I have some sort of physical and mental breakdown from working too much and sleeping too little, I'm gonna take me a vacation in the hospital and make Cigna pay for it. Again...BWAAAHAHAHAAHAHA!

Yes, I'm so tired I'm punchy. Do something about it, dammit. I triple dog dare your silly ass.

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA!