My day started out at 5 AM. The clock went off and my sorry arse oozed out of bed, unwilling to deal with the fact that I had to be at work at the bakery at 6. But I pulled myself together and plastered a smile on my face, and off I went to Ingles.

( Oh, but there's more! If my ugly mug didn't scare you off, click here and continue, won't you? )

( Oh, but there's more! If my ugly mug didn't scare you off, click here and continue, won't you? )