J and his music, and a time line...

I couldn't leave it alone. Just couldn't. Besides, looks like I'll have more time on my hands to write hoo-ha like this anyway, so why the hell not? It lifts what few spirits I have left. Oh, and this is definitely written with the fangirls in mind. I think more dancing Joker could do every fan a little good.

( And - I - like - the way you move it smoothly, Now why - don't - you move that booty - to - me, I'm tryna come up with some thoughts of attack )

I've been thinking about a time line for the Date Series, just to put things in perspective, not that any of it is of any real importance. I guess it's just fun to ponder. Anyway, here's what I came up with, it being based primarily on J's possession of the infamous evil iPod of Dread. For those who've read them all and see any glaring flaws in this time line, please let me know. In the meantime, I'll continue to see where this latest scary bit of hilarity takes me with my funky, groovy Mad Hatter.

The Date Series Time Line

1. The Nurse's Date aka How the Joker Got His Hospital Uniform


2. The Hippie's Date


3. The Groupie's Date


4. The Actress' Date


5. The Professor's Date


6. The Dentist's Date


7. The Goth Chick's Date aka The One that Got away


8. The Pet Shop Clerk's Date


9. The Asylum Attendant's Date


10. The Nun's Date

Now, I may change this time line to suit whatever freakish needs I have at any time, so don't carve this into some Rosetta Stone or anything.

"Devil, pour me another shot!"

Finn ~ lovely lovely Finn

The lad just gets better with every album. He's going to rule the world someday, I just know it.

Masks

While Aunt Tudi and I were out paying bills today (while we still can, that is), I spied a woman be-bopping around with a blue mask over her face, and I thought about something: wouldn't it be hilarious if all these bozos wearing anti-bug masks ended up with cancer caused by a chemical used in making the masks, and they all ended up withering away from that despite surviving the OMG Pandemic? I know that's an "awful thing" to think, but for god's sake, this whole swine flu thing is ridiculous. If they start having to pile the bodies up and burn them, I might take it a little more seriously. Until then, it's nothing more than a minor outbreak of a minor bugaboo. The regular flu is, so far, much deadlier.

And those masks? Does "pocket full of posies" ring a bell, anyone? Get a freakin' clue! Nothing is going to prevent your getting this thing if it crosses your path and your immune system isn't ready to fight it off. Get on with your pathetic lives and stop making me write such misanthropic posts! Wait a minute... I changed my mind. What would I write about if humanity suddenly got its collective shit together? I'd have to shut down the Cliffs of Insanity! The blog would become misanthropically bankrupt and go begging for bail-out stupidity just to hang on by its fingernails. Please, people, please keep on being stupid!

And, if this H1N1 Super-Dooper Captain Trips Mutant Piggy Bug happens to kill the majority of us off, my only prayer, should I be one of the unlucky survivors, is that my fellow survivors remain as slack-jawed stupid as the current population.

::skips off singing that special little "nursery rhyme" so beloved of the little children::

x-posted to misanthrope_inc