Horriblescope

A mysterious, dreamy, or hypersensitive mood comes over you. You may want to retreat from mundane life into some beautiful music, inspirational or escapist literature, or simply your own imagination. You are also gullible at this time and more responsive to atmospherics and subtle vibrations, which you might ignore or be oblivious to at other times. Perfume, incense, colors, lighting, etc. all have a more pronounced effect on you. You may have a temporary lapse in good judgment and common sense.

This is every day for me. Every single day.

April Fools!

Exquisite

This is what happens when I listen to 'Exquisite' whilst trying to write.

Opening his eyes to Flint again, Cadmus reached over and brushed his knuckles along the young Vampire's jawline. Leaning in, he touched his lips to Flint's, but did not truly kiss him. It was a gesture, one of promise of the Ambrosciata to come. Of course, no Ambrosciata would be engaged in this night. Sometimes you had to caress the crude beast in order to persuade it into the slaughterhouse. Cadmus felt Flint sharply takein a breath as the Plenipotentiary ramped up the attentions and intentions. And then Flint took the offering of the kiss by pressing in to Cadmus, fully engaged in his essence. The dark surrounded their indulgence, the predator and prey, spiralling in an exquisite dance of unspoken desire. Cadmus placed his hands at the sides of Flint's neck, pulling him even closer, allowing the youngling to fully immerse himself in Cadmus Pariah's wicked and luxurious beauty.

Don't do it, kids. You'll earn yourself a place in Hell.

Bloody Hell

Y'know, if I had ever found the situation amusing, this would have stopped that nonsense. What the hell? I mean, really, Universe, really? Can I do nothing without the Trickster God shoving a cattle prod up my arse?

fffuuuuu.....!

This Just In From The BBC

Whoa, another Survey!

The second one in a month, after a long dry spell from hell!

1. What is your best friends name?  Todd

2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? White

3. What are you listening to right now? "Mofo" by U2

4. Whats your favorite number? 5 and increments thereof.

5. What was the last thing you ate? Chicken rice

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?  Black 

7. How is the weather right now? Hot and Sunny, wash-rinse-repeat

8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Diane

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their eyes

10. Do you have a significant other? Not technically

11. Favorite TV show? I don't have one.

12. Siblings? Nope

13. Height? 5'5"

14. Hair color? Brown

15. Eye Color? Blue

16. Do you wear contacts? No 

17. Favorite Holiday? TODAY!!

18. Month? November

19. Have you ever cried for no reason? No 

20. What was the last movie you watched? Made in Britain

21. Favorite Day of the Year? Any day that god doesn't try to fuck my shit up

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? LOOOOLLLLL!!!!!1!

23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? Only if I want to break my neck in 4 places.

24. Hugs or Kisses? Neither.

25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate

26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?  Only if they want to. 

27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you? I don't text.

28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you? Everyone.

29. What books are you reading? Apocalypse How and Weaveworld

30. Piercings? Not anymore.  My ears have grown over.  Now that I have short hair, I may have to change that.

31. Favorite movies?  Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Fifth Element, and pretty much anything with Tim Roth in it right now.

32. Favorite football Team? I do not have one, since I hate football.

33. What are you doing right now? Writing on The Waltham Phantom and shaking my fist at god.

34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Butter.  Lots and lots of butter.

37. Dogs or cats? I have both, but I prefer cats.

38. Favorite flower? The rose, preferably white.

39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?  Yeah, posting on my Facebook. 

40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? Yeah, duh, see #1.

41. Have you ever loved someone? Of course.

42. Who would you like to see right now? I plead the Fifth.

43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? I did not attend Kindergarten.

44. Have you ever fired a gun? Only a water gun.

45. Do you like to travel by plane? Sure, once it's in the air.

46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Both, actually.  Right-hand writer, but I'm left-sided.

47. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two.

48. Are you missing someone? I miss her every day.

49. Do you have a tattoo? Two.  One of a red & black Triskele on the back of my right hand, and a green Shriekback/Convergence logo on the back of my left hand.

50. Have you ever fallen in love with someone and not told them? This is a cruel joke, isn't it?

God Must Love April Fools Day

Earlier today, I heard a snippet of music that just set my skin on fire. It turned out to be 'Lux Aeterna' by Clint Mansell. I went looking for it, found it, downloaded it, and have pretty much been listening to it nonstop for the past 2.5 hours. It has been a major driving force the the Waltham Phantom narrative, allowing Cadmus to be as emotionally cruel as he possibly can be to wee Flint. I've been basking in the glory and wishing there were some way to just euthanise the younger Vampire and be done with the Flint arc.

Then... a few minutes ago on Tumblr, I was sent the link to this video on You Tube, seeing as how my Tumblr is You Tube oriented. It's 'Lux Aeterna.' I am not fucking amused by this. God is just ramping up the abuse, I swear.

Did I mention, not fucking amused? Just wanted to make sure I got that in there.

GAH

Cillian Murphy = Most Beautiful Man in the World

That's what someone on a website I visit just said.

This person is obviously blind, brain-damaged, or playing an April Fools joke.

I have seen the most beautiful man in the world, and it ain't Cillian Murphy.

And I'm not talking about The Roth either, although he's waaaay up there.

There's a certain delicacy to beauty. If you reach a level of beauty that can only be surmised as terrifying, then you may well be on your way to ranking as the most beautiful man in the world. But, that spot is currently taken, so you'll just have to wait for a vacancy. It may be a very very long wait indeed.

GAAAAHHHH!!! The language

Pardon me, I am a tad intoxicated. Why? This is why!

Starling Murmuration and Toroidal Vortices are, by language default, the exclusive realm of Barry Andrews...or at least they should be.

But noooooooo... Murmuration apparently appears in profound ways in the movie Skellig...and I saw it like a day after I made the Illuminati video for 'Walking on the Wind,' aaaaannndddd toroidal vortices, the focus I made for 'Sea Theory' the pre-Shriek alternate version by Barry Andrews, are also called smoke rings, which can be seen HERE, being made by Tim Roth.


The very phrase, TOROIDAL VORTICES, belongs to the realm of Andrews. How could it not?

Is it any wonder why Cadmus wants to wipe the Earth clean of Flint? Hell, I want to! It's fucking my shit up, these connections. Stop it already.