Hate-mongering, one Quote at a Time

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• I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. ~Samuel Johnson


• I hate and despise the animal called Mankind, but I like the occasional Tim, Dick, and Harry. ~Jonathan Swift


• Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. ~Bertrand Russell


• God must hate the common people, because he made them so common. ~Philip Wylie


• How I hate the attitude of ordinary people to life. How I loathe ordinariness! How from my soul I abhor nice simple people, with their eternal price-list. It makes my blood boil. ~DH Lawrence


• If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us? ~Jon Stewart


• Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ~Mike Royko


• Anybody who hates dogs and loves whiskey can't be all bad. ~WC Fields


• Favourite colour? I hate colours. ~Ian Shoales


• I hate flowers. I paint them because they're cheaper than models and they don't move. ~Georgia O'Keefe


• I hate music, especially when it's played. ~Jimmy Durante


• I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. ~Wilson Mizner


• Poets, like whores, are only hated by each other. ~William Wycherley


• Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate. ~Oscar Levant


• Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other." ~Rita Rudner


• I hate women because they always know where things are. ~James Thurber


• Misogynist: a man who hates women as much as women hate one another. ~HL Mencken


• Everyone who ever walked barefoot into a child's room late at night hates Legos. I think Mr. Lego should be strung up from a scaffold made of his horrid little pockmarked arch-puncturing plastic cubes. ~Tony Kornheiser


• The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is. ~Louis-Ferdinand C&ecauteline


• I despise the pleasure of pleasing people I despise. ~Mary Wortley Montagu


• Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure. ~Lord Byron


• It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something. ~Samuel Butler