100 Question Survey from HELL

[tinhuviel]

Behold my official First Blog Post of 2018. In keeping with my eternal obsession with filling out useless surveys, my 2018 maiden voyage will feed that beast in fine fashion.

1 - Who was the last person you texted?  xevokitty

2 - When is your birthday?  10 September.

3 - Who do you want to be with right now?  Jesus.

4 - What sports do you play?  Flambodious Butt-Walking.

5 - Who is the first person in your contacts? Aki Dreaming

6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?  "The Promise" by When In Rome.

7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?  Neil deGrasse Tyson. He'd know what to do in such a situation.

8 - What do you feel right now?  A tad chilly.

9 - What chocolate is your favorite?  Super-rich milk chocolate.

10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?  Four, but one of those is on repeat.

11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account?  To store all my Tim Roth Tutorials in one spot.

12 - Who is your favorite blogger?  My journaling friends on LJ and Dreamwidth.

13 - Where do you want to be right now?  England. Always England.

14 - What do you want to be in the future?  Dead? I'll get some good sleep, finally.

15 - When was the last time you cried? Why?  When I lost Smidgen in July 2017.

16 - Are you happy?  Happy-ish, I guess.

17 - Whom do you miss? Aunt Tudi.

18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?  Oh yeah!

19 - What was the best thing you were given?  A second chance.

20 - Who was the last person who called you?  David.

21 - What is your favorite dish?  Anything having to do with potatoes.

22 - Who is your bestfriend?  I really don't have one anymore.

23 - What is your biggest regret?  Not being more patient with Aunt Tudi.

24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner?  Nope.

25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with? Define crazy.

26 - Name someone pretty.  Barry Andrews. Dude is a total Elf, and you can't tell me otherwise, so don't even try.

27 - Who was the last person you hugged? David.

28 - What kind of music do you listen to? Everything, but I do have a weakness for EDM.

29 - Are you over your past?  NEVER!

30 - Who is the last person in your contacts? Travis.

31 - What kind of person do you want to date? Someone who is not terrible and doesn't make me want to murder them.

32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?  Most of the time.

33 - From whom was the last text message you received? xevokitty

34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt? Jeans.

35 - How’s your heart? Doctor says it's strong, despite my efforts.

36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”? No.

37 - Do you like someone as of the moment? Sure.

38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend? I wouldn't.

39 - Do you have any phobias? Myriapodophobia

40 - Did you try to change for a person? When I was young and dumb.  Fuck that shit now.

41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?  The trip to England to Aunt Tudi.

42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship?  I kinda have?

43 - Are you in a good or bad mood?  This is trick question, isn't it?

44 - Name someone you can’t live without.  Stephen King.

45 - Describe your dream date.  No such thing.

46 - Describe your dream wedding.  No such thing.

47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?  I've never gotten roses on Valentine's.

48 - Have you ever been kissed?  Yes.

49 - How long is your longest relationship?  Six years.

50 - Do you regret your past?  Yes, parts of it.

51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else?  I don't anyone else to do stupid shit.

52 - Have you ever cried over someone?  Yes.

53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone?  I'm a Sith, so what do you think?

54 - Are you a crybaby? Aw, HELL naw!

55 - Do people praise you for your looks?  They have on occasion.

56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t? HAHAHAHAHA! yes.

57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret? Many things.

58 - Do you like getting hurt? Not emotionally.

59 - Does anyone hate you?  Probably.

60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”?  Who wrote this survey, Theresa Caputo?  No.

61 - What hair color do you prefer? On others, dark brown and black. On myself, green.

62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?  My health.

63 - Do you love someone as of the moment?  I love my Tribe.

64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself?  Suicidal Ideation is a bit of a hobby.

65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school?  I had issues with almost everyone in school.

66 - Can you live without internet? NO.  NONONONONO.

67 - What’s the song that reminds you of your special someone? Stolen Kiss by Ronan Hardiman.

68 - Are you good at holding back your tears?  I'm an expert.

69 - Are you crazy?  Aren't we all?

70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical?  Indeed, I have.

71 - Are you a KPOP fan?  A casual one.

72 - Do you study hard?  I never had to, for some reason. 

73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love? Yes.

74 - Did you ever have a kiss under the moonlight? Yes.

75 - Have you ever ridden a boat? Yes.

76 - Did you have an accident last year?  Other than falling repeatedly, no.

77 - What kind of person are you?  Professional Misanthrope.

78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone?  Yes, O yes.

79 - Have you ever been jealous?  Once upon a time.

80 - How can you prove your love to someone?  Unconditional, non-judgmental support.

81 - What are you thinking right now?  How I'm kind of regretting filling this out now, but I refuse to quit.

82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts?  Matt fucking Anderson.

83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase?  6 November, 2002.

84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?  Absolutely.

85 - Did you ever badmouth someone?  When do I not?

86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone?  Who the hell hasn't?

87 - Do you have trust issues?  HELL YES.

88 - Are you broken-hearted?  I have been.

89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?  Serena Williams.

90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it?  I am withholding judgment for now.

91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?  YES.

92 - Who do you want to marry?  I don't believe in marriage.

93 - Do you believe in destiny?  I do believe in destiny.

94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?  The more accurate statement would be "I already know my soulmate."

95 - How do you look right now?  Like roadkill.

96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies?  No.

97 - Have you found your true love?  Is there really such a thing?

98 - What should you be doing right now?  The Lambada.

99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.  Lewis Boyd.

100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough?  No doubt.

It should be of note that I did not read through this survey before answering it in real time. This is how I prefer to do surveys, 'cos I think you get a more a honest, or at least a more entertaining, collection of responses. I may do a search later for a political survey, just for shits and giggles, 'cos I have the feeling my answers to something like that may set the roof on fire.