Satan Has My Cell Phone Number

[tinhuviel]

This is the second Saturday in a row....

Last Saturday, I got a "restricted" call and answered out of curiosity. When I said 'hello', the noise came through on the other end (or other side) and it sounded like the transmission from the end of the movie "Prince of Darkness" combined with some special effects from any Nine Inch Nails song (pick any one of them).

After I hung up, I got another restricted call, answered and got the same noise.

Well, the caller tried 5 more times in the course of 15 minutes, but I wouldn't answer. Then the calling ceased.

Until today.

I got another restricted call today. I didn't even answer the phone. Instead, I just turned the bugger off.

Satan never returned my calls before, why should I waste my minutes on him now? Feh.

Comments

[insanvs.livejournal.com]

When the Lord of Darkness calls, we must heed him, unless we have caller ID or better yet, anonymous call rejection. Of course if he so chooses he will come directly to you and not waste your dime just trying to annoy!

In Nomine Satanas~!

NSNVS