tinhuviel | Stores, Cafes, or Bistros I'd like to open. (Reply)

The Golden Spork: a bistro featuring Mediterranean cuisine, focusing on late continental brunches and full gourmet meals with all amenities. The catch: your flatware will be sporks and knorks. For decoration of the building in which we shall become ragingly successful, a large black rock or wood spork will sit in the middle of lawn in front of the Golden Spork. This lawn decoration shall be known to all and sundry as THE MIGHTY SPORK and lo! It shall become a graven idol a million years from now after what's left of Humanity discovers its ineffable presence with "Also Sprach Zarasthustra" playing the theme music for the inevitable drama that would shortly ensue! Oh yes. I can see when I close my eyes!
The Granola Bar: a health food, all-natural ingredients-friendly grocery. Gourmet coffees and fruit smoothies are readily available, as are organic dishes with all manner of grains and sprouts.

Yoga Bun: The store that will beat Cinna-Bons' ass all over the world. Our specialty are pretzels with a variety of Eastern-style dipping sauces to enhance the bun in its state of Yoga knotness. Shortly after partaking of the heavenly essence of our dharmic knots of salty goodness, we guarantee that your chakras will be aligned and you'll feel better than you ever have before. Yogabuns: our pretzels! Condiments available upon request.