tinhuviel: (Molina)
Last night I had another business idea, this time for an ice cream parlour that catered to lactose intolerant folks, but also provided lovely ice creams for those fortunate enough to be able to digest milk products. It would be called Dairy Air (We live and breathe ice cream!). The preferred logo would be a pooting cow, but I don't think I'd be allowed to do that. Heh.


I had a couple of dreams last night, one of which has clung to me like a shroud all day.

It was about Demon Boy )

I have only one comment about Dream Two:

O_o
WTF?


What's so odd is that I didn't remember the dream at all at first but, as the day has gone by, it's gotten more vivid and just seems to be sitting on my shoulder cackling at me madly. Probably the only one who could appreciate the distress this dream causes me is [livejournal.com profile] green_goblin70, but he'll probably just laugh if he reads this because he's a mean asshole, bless him.


Speaking of mean assholes, Todd and I have such fun with cell phone texting. We use it primarily to insult and jab at each other because......that's what we do! That's how our relationship works! It defines the Tracy/Todd monster that has raged and ravaged the planet since 1987. Amen. Here's the latest example of our Fun with Texting.

[livejournal.com profile] tinhuviel: Joo suck
[livejournal.com profile] toddzilla2001: You eat poo.
[livejournal.com profile] tinhuviel: Not n e more. I left BMG!
[livejournal.com profile] toddzilla2001: Ha! Good one! Now you're a spy for Homeland Security.


I haven't been online all day and haven't read my f-list at all. Hopefully I'll catch up tomorrow after I get back from the orthopaedist.
tinhuviel: (Farce)

  1. The Golden Spork: a bistro featuring Mediterranean cuisine, focusing on late continental brunches and full gourmet meals with all amenities. The catch: your flatware will be sporks and knorks. For decoration of the building in which we shall become ragingly successful, a large black rock or wood spork will sit in the middle of lawn in front of the Golden Spork. This lawn decoration shall be known to all and sundry as THE MIGHTY SPORK and lo! It shall become a graven idol a million years from now after what's left of Humanity discovers its ineffable presence with "Also Sprach Zarasthustra" playing the theme music for the inevitable drama that would shortly ensue! Oh yes. I can see when I close my eyes!
  2. The Granola Bar: a health food, all-natural ingredients-friendly grocery. Gourmet coffees and fruit smoothies are readily available, as are organic dishes with all manner of grains and sprouts.

  3. Yoga Bun: The store that will beat Cinna-Bons' ass all over the world. Our specialty are pretzels with a variety of Eastern-style dipping sauces to enhance the bun in its state of Yoga knotness. Shortly after partaking of the heavenly essence of our dharmic knots of salty goodness, we guarantee that your chakras will be aligned and you'll feel better than you ever have before. Yogabuns: our pretzels! Condiments available upon request.

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