If...

[tinhuviel]

If wishes were fishes, I'd be an aquarium filled with all manner of exotic tropical specimens.

My wish right now is to find the file I shouldn't have filed in the first place. It looked like everything else I've filed this week but, apparently, it's somehow different. So I was charged to go back and pull it out for proper processing. And now I can't find it! I've been through all the files at least twice and there's nothing....nothing. Now, I may be challenged in a lot of areas, but I know how to fucking file. Someone or something is dicking around with my mind.

Even with that crap going on, I'm still having a better day than I did yesterday. I've gotten enough sleep under my belt, so I don't feel like I'm moving through warm pudding today. I hate that feeling. I'd rather be eating warm pudding, with the skin on top, than trying to navigate through it.

Comments

[teague.livejournal.com]

http://www.retrieversoftruth.com

My Mom just wanted to vacariously make sure you saw that. :)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

OMFG.

[teague.livejournal.com]

Too bad my Mom doesn't have a journal. You guys would probably be Lost buddies.

[ex-glittert.livejournal.com]

Filing is a tool of the devil - goblins just move shit. It ain't you, babe.

:p

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

thankies, puddin' pants.

i
am
ready
2
go
home.

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

So wait a minute...are you saying I'm a tool of the devil??? Because I didn't move squat.

[ex-glittert.livejournal.com]

No. Green goblins don't normally work in offices :p

[mizliz.livejournal.com]

mmmmmmm....puddding skin. Almost as good as cream of wheat with little chewable lumps in it -- not many, just a few. Now that's comfort eatin'.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You like pudding skin too?
We really need to go out for a drink or...some pudding, or something.

[mizliz.livejournal.com]

Yes, we do - this is getting too spooky not to pursue...!

[green-goblin70.livejournal.com]

Did you ever see the Seinfield where Kramer comes up with the idea to sell just the skins of pudding?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I've never seen Seinfeld in my entire life.

[moad-terran-hq.livejournal.com]

mmmmm.... puuuuddding.... laaallll.....

thud.

(*gets up, brushes himself off, looks around nervously, and continues*)

When I lose files, I always try to get home and check if they ended up in the refridgerator. Even if they are not there, it is highly probable that I will find beer instead, and feel better anyways....

(great, now I want beer and pudding....)