I've said it before and I'll say it again.

[tinhuviel]

Paul Goodloe has the jaw bone of an ass.

And that pisses me off too. I can't pay attention to how the world is being broiled in the Global Warming soup of doom for looking at that massive jaw. He's like a human Pac Man. When he opens his mouth to say something, all I can hear is the "wacka wacka wacka" sound when Pac Man is eating power pellets. I want to be the ghost that takes Paul Goodloe out. And I would take his jawbone and place small taper candles on each one of his massive teeth, and I would pray to the god of ass-y jawbones that no other jawboned person is allowed on television to frighten the unsuspecting public.

Amen.

Comments

[awakened-soul.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaha. I adore the weather channel. I wrote letters to Bill Keneely and Vivian Brown once. Bill wrote back really quickly, and actually wrote back twice. Vivian only wrote back after Bill did. I wonder what happened to those....hm.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I like the Weather Channel too. I'm such a ho for Jim Cantore.

[awakened-soul.livejournal.com]

He's definitely worth being a ho over. How I miss having cable.... "NO, we CAN'T go to bed yet. I HAVE to watch this, Jeff!" hahaha. Horrible.

Now if Terry Gilliam would only create the animation for this

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

He's like a human Pac Man. When he opens his mouth to say something, all I can hear is the "wacka wacka wacka" sound when Pac Man is eating power pellets.

There must be a preponderance of ghastly super extra creepy people on TV today...I'm suddenly quite glad the cable is out.

Re: Now if Terry Gilliam would only create the animation for this

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

No, they're just extra creepy people.

If you and I were on TV, *THEN* it would be ghastly super extra creepy people.

Re: Now if Terry Gilliam would only create the animation for this

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

Oh my dear, if you and I were on TV, it would be frighteningly beautiful people that would give the normal plebes the creeps. (As we Feral Celtic women with a touch of Fae blood often do.) };D

[razzle.livejournal.com]

Werd. You could slay shit with that mandible.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Mandible...I like that.

PAUL GOODLOE'S MANDIBLE OF HORROR

Nice.