Grass, Man, Grass! ~~and other stuff~~

[tinhuviel]

I have to cut it today. As I've said before, I'd rather be smoking it. But, since I have none to smoke and way too much to cut, I'll be mowing instead of toking. Life is unfair, yes it is, yes it is. Our sunset begins at 8:32 DST, so I'm going out at 7:30 to use the lawn tractor first. I'll be thirty minutes on that, doing Uncle Michael's back yard, the field, and my front yard. Then I'll get out the push mower and do the trimming of the front yard and all of the back yard. I should be finished up a little before 9 PM, if I don't stop to mop sweat or drink anything cool and refreshing.

Words are insufficient in expressing my hatred for Summer and all things related. It needs to go away. The Earth needs to be knocked off Her axis to where we're hardly exposed to the sun at all. Yeah, it'll mean certain death for us all, but at least we'll die cooler than this inferno.

The school thing wasn't a go today, so I'm having to split it up between tomorrow morning and Thursday morning. Ain't that grand? Bah! After I leave there tomorrow, I've got to swing by Llew's work so he can use my computer for a PowerPoint project. None of the equipment or computers they have at work have that capability, so he came to me. I'm also due to go visit Llew at home tomorrow after work. There may be some serious naughtiness to write about after tomorrow night so, if you want on my 'naughty filter,' let me know. If not, you're good.

I had a bowl of cheerios for supper. It's too hot to eat anything even remotely warm. The cheerios hit the spot in a way that I never imagined. I feel fulfilled and energised after having ingested approximately one cup of "doughnut seeds." If they'd been the Honey Nut Cheerios, I think I would have burst out into the yard to sing like Julie Andrews in the mountains of Austria. Yeah. That dramatic.

Aunt Tudi just thumbed her nose at me after I told her to shut her pie-hole, so I promptly flipped her a bird. Family togetherness and love: that's what it's all about.

Twenty-five minutes until I have to go out and be microwaved by the giant ball of fire in the sky.

Comments

Damn You!!!

[moad-terran-hq.livejournal.com]

I was all set to write about my undistilled Hatred and Fury at that evil yellow ball of fire in the sky. (It was ridiculous today, and is supposed to hit Triple Digits tommorrow; of course my work puts me outside on both days.)

I was going to reveal my plan to destroy evil Mr. Sun, and dance happily as all froze about me. Possibly send myself somewhere Really Warm first, just so I could be the last to drop.

And. You. Beat. Me. To. It.

Damn You Tinhuviel!!!!

;-}

Re: Damn You!!!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Well, you know what they say about "great minds." The same must also apply to cooked minds.

[moad-terran-hq.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I was going to mow my lawn, but I figure it will just burst into flames tomorrow anyways, so why bother?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

If it's too high, it might be considered a forest fire.

[bayberrybush.livejournal.com]

Wahahahahahaha!!!! OMG that just struk me all funny. Thanks for that.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

moad_terran_hq is one of the funniest souls on this planet, just so's ya know.

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

Naughty filter? Yeah sure, might as well live vicariously. Naughty on with yo bad self!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Consider yoself added.

[stacye13.livejournal.com]

Yay, naughty! Also yay Cheerios! I always have a box in my cabinet at work.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

how about naughty cheerios? would that merit a double yay?

[farmishtphoenix.livejournal.com]

I need all the naughty I can get.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

you shall have naughty tomorrow night, if all goes as planned.

and what the HELL is that in your icon?

[bean-nighe.livejournal.com]

it's creepy and very unsettling....whatever-the-hell it is......yeah, I'll see that in my nightmares tonight.........thanks for that

[farmishtphoenix.livejournal.com]

That is a pic of a probaby anencephalic baby (http://www.kantipuronline.com/kolnews.php?&nid=69722) born in Nepal a few months ago. I find him... compelling.

Warning: the above link leads to a graphic story with graphic pix. May be too intense for small children. May be too small for intense children.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

You mean that's real? I thought it was from some science fiction movie I hadn't seen. ::runs off to read the article::

[farmishtphoenix.livejournal.com]

There is some debate at snopes.com (http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/nepalbaby.asp) as to whether this is, indeed, real or not. Either way, it's visually arresting.

[polypolyglot.livejournal.com]

When I no longer have a job that requires random drug testing, I'd love to go one toke over the line, sweet Jay-sis, with you.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I proclaim this our first tentative date. We'll even meet at a railway station.

[dferguson.livejournal.com]

I haven't heard "One Toke Over The Line" in years! You're sending me scrambling to LimeWire to find that song.

[bean-nighe.livejournal.com]

I feel ya, girl - I had chocolate ice-cream and sliced cantaloupe for dinner.....

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

ice cream = YUM
cantaloupe = GAK!