If I Had Weapons of Mass Destruction

[tinhuviel]

and a big Texan cowboy bastard came into my country and started kicking my peeps' arses, I'd use them with extreme prejudice.

Why isn't Saddam Hussein?

Could it be he never bloody had these phantom weapons in the first place?

Lying, war-mongering bastiches.

Comments

[ravien.livejournal.com]

Gulf War: The Phantom Weapons

I agree with you. I think the Americans should go home and worry about more important things. I want to see the media put Iraqi citizens on TV saying what they feel life in their country is like. Do they even want to be "liberated"?

[(Anonymous)]

...wish i could find the lyrics from King Missile's release "the psychopathology of everyday life" online...
track #6, "The President" sums it up rather, um, nicely.

[boba.livejournal.com]

It could be because he doesn't want to use them where his own citizenry would get killed (they are weapons of mass destruction, after all!)... I know, I know, we're talking about a guy who wouldn't give it a second thought, if he actually had them...

On the other hand, you can feel good knowing that we've found some of the chemical weapon factories we "suspected" he had. You know, the factories that the Brits approved the construction of in the mid 80's, and that us Yanks sold him the raw materials for in the early 80's.