Monday will be amazing

[tinhuviel]

I got an email from Jesus. The subject line says "Monday will be amazing." If Jesus says this, then it must be so. I'm looking forward to Monday because Jesus loves me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so.

It snowed this morning. At first I thought my car was being swarmed by bugs because we're inundated with bugs in February here in the Armpit of Hell. But then the bugs got bigger and fluffier, and there were many more of them than before. By the time I got to work, it was snowing pretty heavily. Pretty it was. And I took a couple of pictures, just to prove that it actually did snow for about 15 minutes in Upstate South Carolina.






This afternoon, I took Llew over to the library to check out a repair book for his car. While he was there, he got a library card. Aunt Tudi went with us because she needed to go to the store. She checked out a couple of movies at the library: Hotel Rwanda and Black Dahlia. She was well-pleased when I informed her that Josh Hartnett was in Black Dahlia. She thinks he's very cute....better looking than Danny Huston. Aunt Tudi has taste for shite when it comes to men. Just sayin'.

When we left the library, I had to take a picture of their current display. It's of outhouses. Only in the South.





My knee is singing a tune again, one that is off-key, very loud, and incredibly obnoxious. I called Dr. Jowarski's office and got an appointment for tomorrow afternoon. They're gonna work with me on the charges since I don't have insurance. The office visit is pretty spendy and I know that the doctor will want to give me cortisone injection, so that will be even more. I hate my left knee as much as it apparently hates me. What's worse is that we can't get away from each other, at least not until I turn 50 and have insurance to where I can get a replacement. I want the surgeon to put my knee in a jar so that I can put it on a shelf and whisper "fuck you" to it as I trot by with my new bionic knee. It's a dream of mine. You can't take away a woman's dreams, especially when she has a rebellious and inflammatory joint.

Despite my pre-owned knee problems, I rest happily in the knowledge that Monday will be amazing.

Comments

[mystchainsister.livejournal.com]

Sorry your knee hurts like a sombeach....love the outhouse shots...yay ....you got snow...
and Aunt Tudi's taste in men is not so bad,,,,it could be worse...she could really like some male blonde dipsy doodle...you know who I mean. I can't think of his name just now, cause my sometimers has kicked in...but well...have a good night...
I am looking forward to your photos of the yearly episode of Aunt Tudi and her frozen bubbles!

Myst

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I don't know who the male blonde dipsy doodle is. The only one I can think of is Owen Wilson, but I think he's kinda cute.

[wesley-1701.livejournal.com]

Those first two or three lines are why I love you so.

Hooold Up! Are you saying Josh Hartnett is ugly?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Aw, I love you too! Where on Earth have you been, young man? I thought you'd transported to the moon or sommat.

I don't think that Josh Hartnett is handsome at all. He's not really ugly, but I wouldn't pay to get jiggy with him, if'n you know what I mean.

[wesley-1701.livejournal.com]

I have been in the other armpit of hell. The other side of the body, in fact, which is why we never run into each other. Yeah, I've just been going to school and coming home and wasting time and then doing it all over again the next day. Not much.

I don't think that Josh Hartnett is ugly and I don't think he's pretty, but he's got an ugly handsome to him. I liked him in Lucky Number S7evin (Slevin?) the first time I watched it.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

So you're saying that the Armpit of Hell has a northside, southside, eastside, and westside? I'm on the southside, if'n that's the say case.

I haven't seen Lucky Number Slevin. Should I? And what do you think of Danny Huston, hm?

[electrablue.livejournal.com]

I think Josh Hartnett is vom. Then again, I think most men under 50 are. You know, with the exception of Danny Huston and My Director of Nursing Hospital Boyfriend (tm), who will be 50 next year, so I forgive him.

Anyway, I gotta get 30DON on DVD soon. How are the features?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

What do you think of Dave Matthews?

There are some dandy Danny moments during the features, well worth the DVD. But I wish there were some deleted scenes, all Danny of course.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

We used to get at least one decent snow a year before global warming took over. When we got over a foot of snow in 1988, everything shut down for over a week. I-85 was smattered with abandoned cars and tractor-trailer trucks. The silence was truly eerie. And I got to make a snow angel without coming in with mud all over my back.

I don't think we'll ever have another snow like that, though I could be wrong. I hope that I am.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I'll trade juh!

[electrablue.livejournal.com]

I hope the doctor's appt goes well, and your knee feels better soon *hugs*

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Thanks, dollface!

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

She was well-pleased when I informed her that Josh Hartnett was in Black Dahlia. She thinks he's very cute....better looking than Danny Huston. Aunt Tudi has taste for shite when it comes to men. Just sayin'.

I dunno about your Danny Huston, but Josh Hartnett has a straightman's butt, no word of a lie. (Confirmation of this fact is in his dudity Black Dahlia scene.)

Sorry about your knee...do you have any lower back/sacriliac problems? That tends to set my knees off pitching a bitch.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I'll be watching Black Dahlia, so I'll keep my eyes peeled for that scene. Straightman's butt? Quoi?

I have occasional sciatica, but no problems right now. My knee problems rests in the fact that I have a pre-owned knee that hates me with a passion. Oy vey.

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

Straightman's butt? Quoi?

Weel, Carson Kressly, ala Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, was the first person I heard use this term, and based on what I was seeing on my TV screen, I inferred it meant that a straight man who's posterior was an afterthought, as it was flat and flabby.

Awful I know, I have lusted after lean guys before, but I prefer a man with a nice round ass.

And that, was probably far more than you ever wanted to know about moi! hee!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I prefer round man asses myself. I guess you could say I'm the Sir Mix-a-lot of men's butts.

[teague.livejournal.com]

Re: Your knee; I feel the exact same way about my ovaries. I want them in a jar where I can flip them off, giggling.

Re: Josh Hartnett; You already know how I feel, and it's a wonderful thing. Come 2012, you can have Huston, and I can have Hartnett, and we won't even fight. :)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

If you say fuck you to ovaries long enough, can't you get pregnant?

As for having Huston, I might get some competition in that arena. electrablue will more than likely hit me with a hammer and run off with Danny under her arm.

[turelie.livejournal.com]

Upstate South Carolina?

Not going to ask where...but my dad's family is from the Dillon area. We go there every even numbered year for a reunion. It's the only place in the country I can go where I don't have to spell my last name to everyone I meet, or correct their pronunciation. :P

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I'm in Duncan, a wee hamlet sandwiched in between Greenville and Spartanburg. Dunno where Dillon is, but I'm not a native of this area. When you come for a visit, we'll need to get together and scamper about with glee.

[turelie.livejournal.com]

Dillon is right over the border of North and South Carolina, right off I95...it's pretty much a straight shot down from Jersey. We usually go there for the weekend, then head somewhere nearby for the rest of the week. ^_^ According to Mapquest, you're a wee bit over 3 hours west of Dillon.

I'll let you know if we go! ^_^ And if we're close enough, we can meet up! We'll meet in the middle somewhere. heheh

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Sounds good!

[pallidbat.livejournal.com]

My knee and I are on bad terms as well. It still thinks there's some kind of problem because of this whole missing ligament thing. ;)

I hope it learns to behave itself for you.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Missing ligament? Eep! I feel your pain. I had to have a small ligament cut on the side of both knees because it was essentially wound too tightly. The doctor said it was a birth defect and the reason why my knee caps were being pulled to the side of my leg.

As for my left knee, it's a pre-owned knee, being about 20 years older than the rest of me. It won't ever behave. Darn it. Darn it all to heck.

[miintikwa.livejournal.com]

Heh.

Love the display of outhouses. ZOMG.

And owie. Sorry about the knee. My shoulder's been bugging me. Wonder if it's the same thing.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Only if your shoulder belongs to the 60-year-old person who gave me their knee. :/

hee!

I hope your shoulder gets to feeling better.

[miintikwa.livejournal.com]

*chortle*

I think it's when the fronts pass through, for me. Makes things go crunchy and owie.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Snap, Crackle, and Pop can kiss my wide Witchy butt. They're always loitering around my hub-cap, playing their music loud and bothering the neighbours.

[miintikwa.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it! I am sick of the crunchies myself.