Just a sample

[tinhuviel]

I'm not going to finish it before I have to go to work. Damn. But here's a sample from the story, which is already at 5403 words (jeeeebus!). This one is really explicit, by the way, with all manner of debauchery and the sample I'm posting here is a mild example of what goes on. Here's hoping those who read find it interesting enough to want to read the whole thing once it's ready.

The Joker took out his can of red spray paint and proceeded to write “hahahaha” all over the walls and carpet of the doctor’s great room.  Making his way to the garage, the Joker wrote “Joker was here” before he got behind the wheel of Doctor Bob’s Mercedes and drove off into the night.  He enjoyed the smooth purr of the luxury vehicle for a couple of hours, then found a pay phone on the outskirts of Gotham.  When some lackey at the Gotham Police Department answered, the Joker said, “Uhm, yes Mister po-lice lackey boy, Jokerrr herrre.  I thought you might be interested in Doctor Robert Scott’s new makeover.  You’ll find him at his fancy residence on Dillon Drive, tied to a leather Ottoman, well-fucked and sliced up, with a banana in his mouth.  Yes, you heard me.  A ba-na-na, a wax ba-na-na.  You want me to spell that for you?  And you’re serious?  B-A-N-A-N-A.  Banana.  Oh, and you better turn on your little bat light.  The Batman will want to know about this one.  Tell him there will be a movie, as well.  Yes.  The banana will be in the movie too.  Gotta go now, little lackey man.  Byeeeeee!”

Comments

[ex-pollute654.livejournal.com]

ohh, very devious! i'm interested.

oh the things one can do with a banana.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Alllmost finished. Glad I piqued your curiosity.

[glasg0wsmile.livejournal.com]

This sounds very sick and twisted. Can't wait. I'm very glad you're writing Joker stories.

On a different note I'm perusing the Sith Academy site you've recommended and so far I'm loving it. Darth in his leather outfit was pretty entertaining. I've been laughing quite a bit at what I've found so far. Thank you. :)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

My pleasure! I never wrote any slash for the SA, but I did write one. It's story 106 in the chronology. Oh, and it's partially autobiographical, just so you know. Hey, Stephen King says "write what you know," so I did.