Creepshow

[tinhuviel]

Today I cut the grass. As a result, I've been thinking about Creepshow and Stephen King's acting debut as Jordy, I guess because I feel a lot like him. I'm horrified at all the grass that gets on me and I realise that scratching makes it worse, but I can't help but apply fingernails to my exposed skin.
As I recall, Jordy got so desperate over and overwhelmed by the hell grass, that he opted to take a rifle and blow his brains out. As I think on how high the grass now is because of all the rain we've gotten this week, getting a gun from the National Rifle Association is starting to look really attractive right now.
I really really really need to get that damned goat.

Comments

Grass

[mercymanic.livejournal.com]

I'm usually ok till I start imagining live ants and other insects mixed in with the clinging clippings. However I'm morelikely to run for the garden hose than a gun... unless it's near a wasps nest...
I'm seeing a pattern here...

Re: Grass

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, your part of 'Creepshow' might be the one with all the bugs, right? Think of me at about 5:30. I'll be out pushing the mower, screaming "Jordy, you lunkhead!"