Interminably long survey meme thing

[tinhuviel]

I don't think I've ever seen one so long. Yay for wasting time when you're wibbly from exhaustion! If anyone wants to take this, please get rid of all my commentary in the parentheses. Said commentary is not part of the official meme. I had to say some things about the meme, so sorry.


Prep
[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7.
[ ] My looks are very important to me.
[ ] I can't live without my cell phone.
[ ] My hair is always straight.
[ ] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[ ] I laugh 24/7.
[ ] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[ ] I'll only date popular guys.
[x] I listen to rap & pop music. -not really...just sometimes-
[ ] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job. hey...i´m just 14...Wait, that's 41. And crippled. Ha.
[x] I wear lots of makeup. (it's a Goth's duty...to wear lots of make-up)
[x] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 4

Emo

[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday.
[x] I write sad poetry. (I used to. It's a Goth's duty...to write sad poetry)
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: My Chemical Romance or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[x] I think about suicide or death often.
[x] People have told me to cheer up. (And when they do, I want to cut their freakin' throats)
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me. (Some come close though)
[ ] I don't talk too often. (But I write like a Chatty Cathy)
[x] I look down when I walk. (Need to see where I'm going)
[x] I wear black eyeliner. (Like whoa)
[x] My fingernails are black. (not at the moment, but they often are)
[x] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black or soon it will be
[x] My hair covers one of my eyes. (a lot of the time, yeah, but only because it's out of control)
[x] I love Hot Topic. (Love is too strong a word. I like Hot Topic. It's fun)
[x] I always say 'life sucks'. (only because it's TRUE)
Total = 12

Nerd

[x] I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[ ] Computer games = Love.
[x] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules. (AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...Yeah.)
[x] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer. (Me <---- Internet Addict)
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes. (don't like either)
[x] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me.
[x] I always stump people.
Total =13

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors. (I didn't do that, but I refused to take part in such inane behaviour)
[x] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[x] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[x] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people. (only my best friends because they're ornery and hard to get along with too)
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions. (only when they're WRONG)
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[x] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out. (stupid behaviour. It's SPORTS, which makes it utterly unimportant)
[x] Rules were meant to be broken. (Like twigs, spirits, and bones)
Total = 16

Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%. (AHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!)
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet. (I'm a freak magnet)
[ ] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 0

Comedian

[x] I'm very funny. (I like to think so)
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh. (and work, and family gatherings, and funerals)
[x] I always entertain people by being funny. (I try)
[x] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic. (Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo...)
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people. (not always, but I can)
[x] I pull lots of pranks. (only when they're gonna be effective)
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything. (It's a Sith's duty....to make sarcastic remarks)
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny. (I don't have to prove myself to any-goddamn-body!
[x] People expect me to make jokes, always. (especially Aunt Tudi. She just waits around for me to open my big mouth)
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh. (no pressure. It either happens or not.)
[x] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong. (this is true)
[x] Jim Carrey is my idol. (Anyone who slides, naked, out of a mechanical rhino's ass has attained godhood. Period)
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody.
[x] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 13

Pervert

[ ] I have tons of Victoria's secrets magazines.
[x] I walked in the ladies bathroom. (I walked in the men's bathroom too, when the ladies' was occupado. When you have colitis, you do whatcha gotta do. Nothing pervy about that)
[ ] I watch porn on my computer.
[x] I laugh when I see porn.
[x] All the ladies told me to stop being a pervert. (Most of the ladies I know are fangirls and encourage perversion)
[ ] I've been smacked by a lady before.
[x] I saw boobies. (manboobies even. Doc Ock forever!)
[x] I made sexual comments. (just recently)
[x] I love to do sexual harassment. (only on request)
[x] I was suspended for sex stuff. (by shackles even)
[ ] I have tons of bras and panties.
[ ] I have anime porn books.
[x] I've smacked an ass before. (and it was fun)
[x] I've grabbed someone by the arm.
[ ] I tell all the ladies I don't know about to date me.
[ ] I want sex so bad. (actually, no. My libido died in 2004, despite my recent fanfiction activity)
[ ] I've gotten beaten up by some ladies boyfriend.
[x] I always listen to some dirty sex music. (I struck through the "always." I listen to it, but not always)
[x] I have tons of dildo's. (but I can't seem to find them.)
Total = 10

Skater

[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[x] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Fuck school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 2

Christian Girl/Boy

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious. (but i am not -.-)
[ ] I've never been on a date.
[ ] I've never smoked or had beer
[x] My beliefs are very strong. (but they aren't Christian)
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD. (no, but I have an icon that says WWJDD - what would John Doe do - and I'm keen on getting a What Would Joker Do tee shirt because I'm pathetic)
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[x] I believe in (a) god (or gods). (or at least I believe in the concept, being a hopeless Pagan Agnostic.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[x] I never go out to party. (because I'm a fucking hermit)
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[x] I've memorized excerpts from the bible. (just to freak out Bible thumpers by knowing more then they do about their own holy book)
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[x] I pray every night. (that I can get to sleep)
[x] I sing Christian songs. (only Black Gospel)
Total = 6

Gangsta

[x] I say 'yo'.
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle'. (and so does my dog Toby)
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[x] I hang with my homies.
[x] I'm a thug. (I'd like to think so)
[ ] I only listen to rap music. (I listen to more than just Rap, but I do love me some good Rap)
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a crap about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before.
[x] I freestyle. (only when I write)
[x] I breakdance. (this bears explanation: if I try to dance, part of me breaks, usually my knees)
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, bitch.
[x] I'm white but I act black. (I'm a little black woman in a big white body)
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[x] Tupac is still alive. (he is on my iPod)
[ ] I party with all my homies. (I would if I weren't a hermit)
[x] I wear a sideways baseball cap. (any kind of baseball cap and I'm wearing it)
[ ] I wear hoodies. (I don't own any, but I'd wear 'em if I did)
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 10


Redneck

[ ] Elvis is still alive.
[ ] I hunt.
[ ] I fish.
[ ] I own something camouflage.
[x] I eat venison,
[x] I live in the country.
[ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[ ] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[x] I have over 10 pets.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
[ ] I've rode a tractor before. (that should read "I've ridden a tractor before.")
[ ] My jeans are always dirty.
[x] I have a southern accent.
[x] I say y'all.
[ ] Yankees can fuck off.
[ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[x] I'm kind of poor.
[ ] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[ ] I work hard.
Total = 6
I kind of resent some of these. Just because you have a Southern accent and have a menagerie doesn't mean you're a Redneck. If you're an ignorant piece of shit who glorifies your Racist behaviour and votes a certain way because Pastor Billy Bob told you to, you might be a Redneck. Whoever made this meme can fuck off.

Social Butterfly

[x] I have a lot of friends. (counting my online posse, I'm positively infested with friends)
[ ] I get along with everybody.
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[ ] I'm a people person.
[ ] I love having tons of fun. (I love sleep)
[x] People come to me for advice.
[x] People take an instant liking to me. (and I don't know why, being an out-of-the-closet misanthrope)
[x] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me. (and, again, I don't know why)
[ ] I can relate to Ferris Beuller.
[ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome. (no, some people think I'm an asshole, and they're right)
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[ ] I can turn an antisocial person social. (reverse that. now that's me)
[ ] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[ ] I'm pretty cheerful. (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[ ] I love talking. (no, but I can't seem to stop writing)
[ ] I always have fun doing anything. (I have fun sleeping)
[ ] I'm optimistic. (No, I'm a realist)
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book. (no, but I have over 150 pals on LJ. Does that count?)
Total = 6

Total Hottie

[ ] I use my body to score with some boys/girls.
[ ] I used to model before.
[ ] I work as a stripper.
[ ] I used to pole dance.
[ ] I get all the ladies.
[ ] I'm very popular.
[ ] I go out and party alot.
[ ] I have so many Myspace and Facebook friends.
[ ] I'm a cheerleader.
[ ] I dance really sexy.
[ ] A lot of guys want to ask me out.
[ ] Everyone gets jealous of me because I'm hot.
[ ] I'm a brickie.
[ ] I only date hot people.
[ ] Everyone says I'm sexy and hot.
[ ] I always take my shirt off.
[ ] I'm very muscular.
[ ] I have smooth hair.
[ ] I dance to pop music.
[ ] I used to catwalk before.

Total = 0

Raver

[ ] I party all the time.
[ ] Glow Sticks kick ass. (only if they're LIGHT SABERS)
[ ] I love nightclubs.
[ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[ ] I have tons of energy. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[x] I love to dance. (I just can't)
[ ] I go out nearly every night. (Hello, HERMIT!)
[ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[ ] I've DJ'd before.
[ ] I've taken a party drug before.
[x] I love fog machines.
[x] I have crazy dance moves (yeah, they're called joint injuries)
[ ] I sleep all day and party all night.
[x] Techno music is life. (I wouldn't go that far, but it's damned GOOD)
[x] I love popping pills, especially. (for Fibro, depression, pain, vitamins, migraines...yeah!)
[ ] I love neon body paint.
[x] I shake my ass in clubs. (not in clubs, but I do shake it in the car and at home, thanks to Son of iGor)
[x] I've grinded before.
[x] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
[ ] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 8

Hippie

[x] I'm a tree hugger.
[x] I want to save the earth.
[x] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[x] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[x] I have long hair. (used to, getting there again)
[x] I make the peace sign a lot. (but I also give the finger, too. I'm an angry hippie)
[x] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian. (I used to be!)
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten. (Yes, they should, and so should people)
[x] I love tye dye.
[x] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[x] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened. (I WAS, but I was a baby)
[x] I love 60's music.
[x] I'm always chilled out. (even when I'm pissed off, which is perpetually)
[x] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head. (WHAT THE FUCK? No, I love those cute headbands you wear on your left butt cheek. Where else do you wear fucking HEADbands? Again, this meme-writer is an idiot)
[x] I have crimpy hair with little braids. (I've got crimpy hair, but no damned Padawan braids, thanks)
[ ] I wear bell bottoms. (I would if I owned some)
[x] I say groovy all the time.
[x] I love smiley faces & peace signs. (especially WIIIIIDE smiley faces)
[x] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 17

Choir Nerd

[x] I sing all the time.
[ ] I want to try out for American Idol.
[x] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[x] I've won awards for choir.
[x] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[ ] I never miss a choir concert of mine
[x] I sing every single day.
[x] I know what range of voice I am.
[x] I love singing duets. (if I could just find someone to sing with)
[x] I always practice singing my favourite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[ ] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol. (never have, NEVER WILL)
[x] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favourite class.
[ ] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum a lot.
[ ] I write down lyrics all the time.
[x] I want to be a singer.
[x] I always practice pieces for choir class. (I used to)
Total = 12



Verdict: I'm a Hippie. Oh, the shock. The awe.

Comments

[dwerenat.livejournal.com]

Verdict, I'm a rebel-class clown-outsider. Um... surprise?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Absolutely nothing wrong with that!

[dwerenat.livejournal.com]

Did you read some of my answers?

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

In the process now. ::snicker::

[gatheringrivers]

Found this over on MedGadget and thought I'd come over and share. :)

The practical upshot? Internal prosthetic joints that might not suck. :)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! Is it free?