Jul. 9th, 2002
Dave Matthews
Jul. 9th, 2002 08:52 amSooo, this coming Friday is the big Dave Matthews band concert and I'm going. I can't wait, I tell you, I can't wait! He's absolutely one of the most luscious men on the face of the Earth and the band's musicianship is unbe-fucking-lievable! They sound just like their albums onstage ~ they're that good.
Lew and Aunt Tudi are going with me to hold me up when I get the vapours from seeing His Lusciousness again (yes, I go every time Dave plays near me ~ it's a compulsion).
I'm thinking of throwing my bra onstage. The only problem is I'm just far enough away that my bra would never make it. Maybe I could put a rock in one of the cups to give it weight! Of course, my luck would be that I'd throw the bra with a rock in it and hit Dave upside the head. I'd probably be arrested for sexual assault with a deadly bra.
Bad idea.
I think I'll just vent all my sexual frustrations on Lew after the concert. HA.
Lew and Aunt Tudi are going with me to hold me up when I get the vapours from seeing His Lusciousness again (yes, I go every time Dave plays near me ~ it's a compulsion).
I'm thinking of throwing my bra onstage. The only problem is I'm just far enough away that my bra would never make it. Maybe I could put a rock in one of the cups to give it weight! Of course, my luck would be that I'd throw the bra with a rock in it and hit Dave upside the head. I'd probably be arrested for sexual assault with a deadly bra.
Bad idea.
I think I'll just vent all my sexual frustrations on Lew after the concert. HA.
when my company gives us something with one hand, it slaps the shit out of us with another. Recent example: last week, we got Friday off in addition to Thursday. Just today we were told we won't be getting raises this year.
Past examples:
~~We were given a gift certificate to Best Buy ~ the next day my department was dissolved and I got a severe (over 2 bucks an hour) cut in pay with a crummy job.
~~We were given the option to get a 'brand new computer' cheap through the company ~ we later found out that many of the 'puters were defective and we were paying double taxes on them, which made them cost a little more than if we'd just gone to the store to get one.
~~We were all given 2 tickets each to Carowinds and/or Six Flags ~ 3 months later there was a massive layoff and now all of my friends at work are gone.
The moral to this story never ever EVER trust the monster that is Corporate America, especially if it's privately owned by Germany...
bleh
Past examples:
~~We were given a gift certificate to Best Buy ~ the next day my department was dissolved and I got a severe (over 2 bucks an hour) cut in pay with a crummy job.
~~We were given the option to get a 'brand new computer' cheap through the company ~ we later found out that many of the 'puters were defective and we were paying double taxes on them, which made them cost a little more than if we'd just gone to the store to get one.
~~We were all given 2 tickets each to Carowinds and/or Six Flags ~ 3 months later there was a massive layoff and now all of my friends at work are gone.
The moral to this story never ever EVER trust the monster that is Corporate America, especially if it's privately owned by Germany...
bleh
