May. 14th, 2003
15 Minutes of Fame
May. 14th, 2003 01:19 pmI got a call at lunchtime from a chick named Jennifer. She was calling on behalf of Saturn and wants me to be in one of their commercials. I'm supposed to call her back and let her know if I can come in on Friday or Saturday to do my gig. Oddly, she said all she needed was 15 minutes of my time.
So Saturn is a cult, right? And now they're wanting me to be in one of their commercials. Does this mean I'm bearing witness for them? Will I be testifying? Can a woman technically ever truly testify since she has no testicles? I guess I could drag Llew along and grab onto him as I throw down on the Gospel of Saturn. He could then do his Little Richard impersonation in the background as I preach the good word.
Should I even do this?
So Saturn is a cult, right? And now they're wanting me to be in one of their commercials. Does this mean I'm bearing witness for them? Will I be testifying? Can a woman technically ever truly testify since she has no testicles? I guess I could drag Llew along and grab onto him as I throw down on the Gospel of Saturn. He could then do his Little Richard impersonation in the background as I preach the good word.
Should I even do this?