15 Minutes of Fame
May. 14th, 2003 01:19 pmI got a call at lunchtime from a chick named Jennifer. She was calling on behalf of Saturn and wants me to be in one of their commercials. I'm supposed to call her back and let her know if I can come in on Friday or Saturday to do my gig. Oddly, she said all she needed was 15 minutes of my time.
So Saturn is a cult, right? And now they're wanting me to be in one of their commercials. Does this mean I'm bearing witness for them? Will I be testifying? Can a woman technically ever truly testify since she has no testicles? I guess I could drag Llew along and grab onto him as I throw down on the Gospel of Saturn. He could then do his Little Richard impersonation in the background as I preach the good word.
Should I even do this?
So Saturn is a cult, right? And now they're wanting me to be in one of their commercials. Does this mean I'm bearing witness for them? Will I be testifying? Can a woman technically ever truly testify since she has no testicles? I guess I could drag Llew along and grab onto him as I throw down on the Gospel of Saturn. He could then do his Little Richard impersonation in the background as I preach the good word.
Should I even do this?
corporate whoring
Date: 2003-05-14 01:05 pm (UTC)BTW, that song is 'Gossip Folks' and it does use 'Double Dutch Bus' as a hook. It made me feel old to explain that to my eleven year old :p
Re: corporate whoring
Date: 2003-05-14 01:38 pm (UTC)Thanks for the name of Miss Demeanor's song. I can't ever remember it! She simply damn rocks and that's all I have to say about it.
Re: corporate whoring
Date: 2003-05-14 01:41 pm (UTC)I agree about the experience of doing it. It'd be fun to see how they create the "magic" if nothing else. I know you'll keep us posted...
Re: corporate whoring
good luck. cant wait to see your loveliness on the boob-toob (he he he)
Temple Whoring for Saturn's Sake
Date: 2003-05-14 01:44 pm (UTC)~~a kissin' cousin in the Saturn Family (Heaven's Gate ain't got nuttin' on us, baby!!)~~
no subject
Date: 2003-05-14 04:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-14 05:39 pm (UTC)