It's not delivery! It's DiGiorno!

<td bgcolor="#000000">Your Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You had this in your wallet</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$79</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your attacker was a </td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Pizza Delivery Guy </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Did you win or lose the fight</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Yes you won. </td>

Which Wacko in the world gets you cornered in a dark Alley? by SunCrush
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Wormy

Our system at work is all wormy so I can't hardly get onto the Internet. This is driving me crazy, since I'm the Junkie from Hell.

Anyway, seems like we got hit by the blaster worm virus, so here I sit without complete access to the net. I can't even get the 'respond' function to work in LJ, nor do half the user icons show up.

I've got the shakes from not having my hourly 'Net fix. Where's that methodone clinic when you need it?

Azure Green

I got a occult supply catalog in the mail today and it has like 10 pages of nothing but bumper stickers. I'm tempted to post the best ones here for posterity's sake since I know I can't buy anything from Azure Green and, even if I did get bumper stickers, it wouldn't be prudent to put them on my car at this juncture. When I have a chance, I've gotta copy some of them into my journal. They're nothing but a hoot and a half...two hoots even.

Quoting the Fab Four

Yep, that's how I wanna go out..
<td bgcolor="#000000">Your LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your real name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your sex</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your last words will be...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">"LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED" </td>

What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
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