Into the Long Dark Night

I've been at Telekvetch for almost two hours now and am already eager for 7 a.m. In order to fulfill my need for constant entertainment, I brought one of my video tapes (#16), that is a combination of Kids in the Hall sketches and music videos. I'm a happy camper in regard to my entertainment addiction.

Tonight I am worried about two dear friends.
( concerns )

I've taken a few personality tests so far this evening. It's sad how hooked I am on these things...
( puh theh tick )

Enough of the tests already! Sheesh...

Jann Arden's video for "Insensitive" is currently playing. It's too bad such a song had to be written and really sad that so many women, myself included, can relate to it.
( I fell too fast, I feel too much )

More insane ramblings as the eve wears on, I'm sure.

Gender Bending

"Love Shack" by the B-52's is playing. When this was on the radio all the time, Todd and I would tool about town singing this as loud as we could. The odd thing is that I was always Fred Schneider and he was Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson. That reminds me...we did the same thing with "Close My Eyes Forever," but we would interchange the singing roles of Ozzy and Lita.

Good times!

LJ Exploration

I've been toodling along looking at random journals and all I can say is that there are some seriously fucked-up people in this world (pot calling kettle black, I know).

There's so much dysfunction, hopelessness, and ignorance out there, I'm actually quite frightened, all kidding aside. Glimpsing into these sad people's lives makes me thankful to have the truly minor problems about which I whine and it makes me deeply grateful to have such a sane collection of LJ pals. Sanity appears to be a minority here.

meep.

Ask-a-Tin

Following godblossom's lead, I am compelled to post the following poll. May god have mercy on all our souls.

[Poll #234534]

Verbal Fighter

HA!


You're Daniel! You're a verbal fighter. You can't
knock them out, but you can argue them into
submission! No matter what they might say, you
know that you're right. So why do they keep
arguing with you anyway?


What is your SG-1 fighting style?
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Bizarro Night at Telehell

When I got to work, Laura got a call on the ambulance service for which we answer from a very irate gentleman who had just been run into a four foot ditch by one of the ambulances en route to the hospital. Only ten minutes later, I got a call on one of the veterinarian lines from a woman whose dog had just been hit by a deputy sherriff. Seems to me like the folks who are supposed to come to your rescue and maintain order are the ones people need to aggressively avoid on this good eve.

It gets worse. I think I just got a prank call on a maintenance line. I'm going to try to transcribe the entire conversation as it happened from memory. It may not be exactly all the words spoken, but it's quite close.
( Lounge Lizard Mama's Boy )

What the hell? It had to have been a prank call. If I end up on a radio show or Crank Yankers, I'm gonna laugh my ass off. If it wasn't a prank call, then this dude has got to be the most pathetic soul on Earth. I'd have to give him a mercy date just out of my commitment to being kind to dumb animals.