Whoa...

I had an X-rated dream about Vin Diesel last night. The components I can reveal publicly had to do with this giant cruise ship that caught on fire. The bottom portion of the ship continued to sail while the top half was charred black and considered haunted. That's all I can say, really.

Aunt Tudi is on the love seat next to me sawing logs with Riley. I can hardly hear myself think.

I've been reading about Dubya's new budget. He's evil and twisted, that man. A perfect representative of the Right Wing Xtian "god". Here's hoping a kind deity helps us all before Dubya and his minions accomplish their agenda to make everyone who doesn't steal a million dollars every two months completely miserable and subject to their Fascist rule. And don't even get me started on the new identity cards that will more than likely pass in Congress. What really needs to happen is for Kali to come and take as many heads as she can, making sweeping gestures of destruction until what humans might be left can start over and maybe learn from their mistakes, creating a world more agreeable to Nature and true happiness. Dream on.

A Napster commercial just played on the telly. I wouldn't do Napster if they paid me. They were absorbed by BMG (who went by the old "if you can't beat 'em, buy 'em" policy) and I'm not about to give what little money I make back to the allies of my Feudal Masters.

Yeah, I'm in a cynical frame of mind. Maybe it's because I'm awake now and no longer engaged in the pornographic dream with Vin Diesel as my leading man. Damn it all to hell.

Johnny Cash sings my soundtrack today...

( The Man Comes Around )

Just Shoot Me

The snoring is interminable.

I should call Llew, but I'm not gonna. Why? Because I hate the fucking phone, that's why. He called me last night and I told him I couldn't linger on the phone. We had nothing to talk about, really, so why stay on the bloody phone? If he really wanted to communicate, he would not have deleted Yahoo! Messenger. But he did, so that's that.

Also, I need to call Cathy, Little Michael, and the Mother Unit. This can wait until tomorrow, methinks. Why? Because I hate the fucking phone, that's why!

Hunger is pokin' at me, pokin' at me. It may be time for some cottage cheese. But first, a weekend meme. Why? Because I love fucking quizzes, that's why!
( blogthings strikes again )

Mouth of Sauron

When I first watched the extended version of LoTR: Return of the King, I literally screamed upon seeing the Mouth of Sauron. What the Hel was a Cenobite doing in The Lord of the Rings? He was terrifying and fascinating....then he was funny, thanks to Aunt Tudi. I called her into the room to behold the horror and her response was, "Ace Ventura needs to run up and tell him that gingivits is the number one cause of all tooth decay." From then on, I think of that every time I watch LoTR.

Then, I decided to make some icons. If anyone wants them, feel free.

Great....just great.

HIV grows more powerful. We're doomed.

I just want to say

I am now proclaiming my undying love for and offer of servitude to velvetsteel for the icons she has made for me lately, particularly the Sithtin piccie. Brilliant!

Behold her genius and collapse in worship with me.

Friends

( how cool )

Things I Wonder

How difficult would it be to fingerprint Sauron? On the other hand, how easy would it be for him to have a retina scan? If he needed glasses, would he wear a monacle and, if so, how could he keep it on? Perhaps one really big contact lens would be more logical....if it wasn't seared away by that fiery cornea of his.

Why is it I can barely bump an appendage and end up with a bruise that looks like something seen in a domestic violence movie, but I can almost break my head off from extreme impact and the area has absolutely no discolouration whatsoever?

What is that "BONG BONG" sound on Law and Order, who wrote it, and who decided to use it on every series of the franchise?

Why is it that, the older Bobby Brown gets, the more gaps there are in his teeth? In the 80's, he had pretty good looking fangs. Now he has tinker teeth. Is it the crack?

Why is Bob Saget is so hated? I don't care either way, but he seems to inspire an unseemly amount of ill will in many people.

Why is this so disturbing?

Why do so many people have a revulsion to rats, yet love squirrels? Squirrels are just rats with fluffy tails.

Why do the cartoon characters of the 40s and 50s (like Bugs Bunny) have to be drawn "shiny" now? Who thought it would be a good idea to polish these beloved characters? It doesn't give them that much more dimension, but it sure as hell does a number on my irritation gauge.

It's been 30 years since I saw thundersnow for my first and, so far, only time. I wonder if I'll ever get to experience that again.

When a person rubs her/his eyes, how many eyelash critters are they killing and do the critters consider such activity an apocalypse?

Why do Virgos always get boring horoscopes and have the reputation of being so anal retentive, we can't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture?

Who was that masked man?