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Jun. 8th, 2005 08:28 amAs my official sidekick/minion, you are required to observe this holiday tomorrow. Prepare to be devastated.
MINION DAY
MINION DAY
Jun. 8th, 2005
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Jun. 8th, 2005 08:28 am
Tales of the Weird
Jun. 8th, 2005 11:08 amAKA Things that can only happen to members of my family
Yesterday Uncle Michael got to telling us funny stories from work. He's always been a forman or superintendent in construction work and really knows his stuff. He's also an Evans, which means that the Black Cloud of Doom hangs over his head. For instance...
He was telling me about the day he went to the port-a-john to use the bathroom. Sitting there, relaxing and focusing on his business, Uncle Michael suddenly felt something hot on his neck. Then he felt it again. He looked around and saw sparks coming through the vent at the top of the port-a-john. It turns out that a welder working in the parking building the company was constructing was right above the port-a-john, a couple of floors up, and his welding was falling into the vent, which was turned the wrong way.
Before Uncle Michael to finish his business and get out of there, a piece of hot welding popped through the vent and onto his underwear, catching it on fire. Panicking, Uncle Michael burst out of the port-a-john with his pants around his knees and his shorts on fire. He had to cut his underwear off, then went back to the port-a-john to clean up.
Afterward, he tried to hunt down the offending welder to no avail.
It's stories like that that make me want to keep Uncle Michael around for as long as humanly possible.
Yesterday Uncle Michael got to telling us funny stories from work. He's always been a forman or superintendent in construction work and really knows his stuff. He's also an Evans, which means that the Black Cloud of Doom hangs over his head. For instance...
He was telling me about the day he went to the port-a-john to use the bathroom. Sitting there, relaxing and focusing on his business, Uncle Michael suddenly felt something hot on his neck. Then he felt it again. He looked around and saw sparks coming through the vent at the top of the port-a-john. It turns out that a welder working in the parking building the company was constructing was right above the port-a-john, a couple of floors up, and his welding was falling into the vent, which was turned the wrong way.
Before Uncle Michael to finish his business and get out of there, a piece of hot welding popped through the vent and onto his underwear, catching it on fire. Panicking, Uncle Michael burst out of the port-a-john with his pants around his knees and his shorts on fire. He had to cut his underwear off, then went back to the port-a-john to clean up.
Afterward, he tried to hunt down the offending welder to no avail.
It's stories like that that make me want to keep Uncle Michael around for as long as humanly possible.
Ich bin ein Berliner
Jun. 8th, 2005 03:10 pmI am a donut.
Just so you know.
It's been one of those days where I just can't be sussed to do much of anything. So I hunted down an Eddie Izzard icon. Now I'm happy. ...and I am a donut. Just like JFK. I'm a fuckin' donut!
If it's not raining I get the singular privilege of mowing all the grass right after work. I'd rather be tied to the back of a horse with no name and drug across the desert.
That's all.
Just so you know.
It's been one of those days where I just can't be sussed to do much of anything. So I hunted down an Eddie Izzard icon. Now I'm happy. ...and I am a donut. Just like JFK. I'm a fuckin' donut!
If it's not raining I get the singular privilege of mowing all the grass right after work. I'd rather be tied to the back of a horse with no name and drug across the desert.
That's all.
As if I weren't already pissed off....
Jun. 8th, 2005 03:29 pmLifted from deyaniera.
Sometimes I get the urge to become thoroughly intolerant of those who are intolerant and strike anyone who even remotely thinks like this from my life. Of course, I'd be no better than the assholes who subscribe to such atrocity, so I'm in a Catch-22.
Let's just say this:
If anyone reading my journal has beliefs or politics similar to or leaning in the arena of the Fundie Freaks, I accept your opinions and beliefs for what they are and offer you a great big Fuck You for helping to ruin what was once a relatively free country.
That's my opinion. I'm welcome to it...for now.
deyaniera.
Sometimes I get the urge to become thoroughly intolerant of those who are intolerant and strike anyone who even remotely thinks like this from my life. Of course, I'd be no better than the assholes who subscribe to such atrocity, so I'm in a Catch-22.
Let's just say this:
If anyone reading my journal has beliefs or politics similar to or leaning in the arena of the Fundie Freaks, I accept your opinions and beliefs for what they are and offer you a great big Fuck You for helping to ruin what was once a relatively free country.
That's my opinion. I'm welcome to it...for now.
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