Born to Be Alive

Okay okay okay okay okay......

I didn't sleep worth shit last night, but I did get to sleep long enough to have a dream and fall head over heals in......crush. Granted, I've always adored Eddie Izzard. I think he's bloody brilliant, handsome, funny, sexy ~~ well, the list goes on. I like to quote him. I like to listen to him. I love his accent. He makes French a Wonderful Thing for me. I cannot say "Speed" without saying it with a French accent thanks to dear Eddie.

Why did I dream about him? I think it's because I saw part of Mystery Men the other day and then was regaling Todd for never seeing any of Eddie's shows just yesterday. All I know is that I hope I dream about him more.

( kissing to Born to Be Alive )

It was so real. And he's probably the best kisser I've ever encountered....without ever having encountered him, that is.

But yeah, I'm so totally crushing on Eddie Izzard now, it's not even funny. I'd do just about anything to kiss him in real life.

Eddie Pic-Fest

Yeah, I got it bad. Sue me.



( definite article )

Dream Hangover and Payola

I'm still reeling from that dream I had. Every time I close my eyes, it's right there. The more I think on it, the more I feel this was a Person Dream*, but this is the first one with any sexual connotation. Why he'd come back as Eddie Izzard and behave in such a manner simply astounds me.

In other news, I couldn't help but snort like Ernestine the Telephone Operator, when I read this story. Serves their cheating, rat-bastard arses right. Evil music business machine......

*I'll attempt to explain the Person Dreams in a future post.

More Eddie

I just can't seem to get over it. Overnight, I've become obsessed.

Of course, this one completely fucking freaked me out and made things worse. I did not need to see this picture. I swear to god I see my face on that woman. I can feel this picture. Oy vey oy vey!



( more Izz behind the cut )

Okay....I think that's enough for now. As though I weren't hot enough.