Happy Fucking Christmas
Dec. 24th, 2011 07:08 pmOK.
I did my "good deed" to honour Aunt Tudi by calling my crazy old witchwoman Aunt Josephine for xmas. Not 2 minutes into the call, she started preaching to me and professed that my current suffering from grief over Aunt Tudi is my fault because I haven't accepted Jesus in my heart. THEN she said I wouldn't see Aunt Tudi after I die because I'd be going straight to hell, that what I'd "gotten myself into" came directly from the "deepest depths of hell." I held it together, but told her firmly that I didn't call for a sermon, I just wanted to wish her a merry xmas, and that I'd be hanging up now. She urged me to call her back when I felt like talking.
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER.
I did my "good deed" to honour Aunt Tudi by calling my crazy old witchwoman Aunt Josephine for xmas. Not 2 minutes into the call, she started preaching to me and professed that my current suffering from grief over Aunt Tudi is my fault because I haven't accepted Jesus in my heart. THEN she said I wouldn't see Aunt Tudi after I die because I'd be going straight to hell, that what I'd "gotten myself into" came directly from the "deepest depths of hell." I held it together, but told her firmly that I didn't call for a sermon, I just wanted to wish her a merry xmas, and that I'd be hanging up now. She urged me to call her back when I felt like talking.
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER.
