Happy Fucking Christmas

[tinhuviel]

OK.

I did my "good deed" to honour Aunt Tudi by calling my crazy old witchwoman Aunt Josephine for xmas. Not 2 minutes into the call, she started preaching to me and professed that my current suffering from grief over Aunt Tudi is my fault because I haven't accepted Jesus in my heart. THEN she said I wouldn't see Aunt Tudi after I die because I'd be going straight to hell, that what I'd "gotten myself into" came directly from the "deepest depths of hell." I held it together, but told her firmly that I didn't call for a sermon, I just wanted to wish her a merry xmas, and that I'd be hanging up now. She urged me to call her back when I felt like talking.

WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER.

Comments

[gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com]

your aunt josephine is -- for lack of a better word -- a cunt.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha! I think that's what moad_terran_hq was wanting to call her over on FB.

[gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com]

i think thats correct haha

[unfinishedman.livejournal.com]

People like her made the invention of the taser necessary. :)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Oh gads! LMAO!

[unfinishedman.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. I was going to use something archaic like the arquebus, but the taser sounds way more painful.

[zoethe.livejournal.com]

Man am I glad that my family doesn't feel a need to go into that stuff.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad she lives in a different state and I have the ability to screen my calls.

[mizliz.livejournal.com]

EEEEK.

But, I have to say: "Aunt Josephine" is a great character name. I think there was one in "Anne of Green Gables" and, if I recall, she scared the shit out of people.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Maybe she was prophesied in 'Anne.' Who the hell knows?

Happy F........

[oleander56.livejournal.com]

Hi Honey!

Nice that you did your duty and called her.
As annoying as she might be, you cannot change her, as she is obviously stuck in a "christian loop" and is unable to think outside the christian manual.

Recommended reading: "Jürgen" by James Branch Cabell, totally hilarious!

Funny situations might develop when I myself clash with FRC (fundamental rabid christians)as I actually know the bible better than they.

Don't waste any thought energy on them, just be yourself!

Best of Wishes

Yours Sincerely.

Oleander 56

Re: Happy F........

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Strictly speaking, she's not a xtian, but part of a pseudo-xtian cult following not only the teachings of Brother William Branham, but the man himself as the possible second coming or at least a modern prophet. Dangerous shite, man.

[angstzeit.livejournal.com]

I would guess the most particularly nasty part of hell would be reserved for people who use christianity to selfishly torment others. It must be very crowded there.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

I guess all the Fundies go there then, 'cos that seems to be their hobby.

[evcelt.livejournal.com]

Jeez. That is just awful. Uncaring and impolite.

Perhaps she requires some acubeating. ;-)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

hahaha! :D

[podmeister.livejournal.com]

BITCH!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

HA!