Let's play a game...

[tinhuviel]

You give me a word or two and I'll include it/them in as strange a sentence as I can muster or maybe even a tiny tale. I'm bored and blocked, so help me out here.

And pass this on to all your buddies so they can join in. Comments are open to all.

Comments

[missautopsy.livejournal.com]

Kung fu midget

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

The small town was laid to waste. Every building had been punched to the ground and every last inhabitant's throat had been been crushed like tinfoil hats at the end of ParanoiaCon 2009. Let it be a lesson learned: you might can toss dwarves, but never ever attempt to toss a Kung Fu Midget.

[booraven22.livejournal.com]

bestial & spongemonkey

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Imprisoned as she was to her bestial inclinations, Tabitha couldn't help but succumb to the questionable attentions of her spongemonkey Pokemon. Surely there was a special place reserved in Anime Hell for the likes of her.

[booraven22.livejournal.com]

Brill! ::two thumbs up!::

[bellajoker.livejournal.com]

lovely and badly (Just so you know:I have no imagination on these games!XD But it's fun anyway :D)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Well, neither do I, but I play anyway! Okay, here goes....

The roach had lovely antennae, curling up and out in a kind of insectoid poetry. It was a shame the Terminix man damaged them so badly when he pinched her little head off with his Entomologic Inquisition Tweezers of Death.

[bellajoker.livejournal.com]

LOL that was...VERY random XD but funny too,of course!:D

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

egregious coconuts. :)

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

After the Alpaca Lips, the last vestiges of humanity assembled on a remote pacific island where they were systematically terrorised by a mysterious smoke monster and made to juggle a variety of jungle fruit by the crazy Queen of Egregious Coconuts.

Re: your default icon

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

You're pretty.

You should be made aware of this.

And if you aren't, you've been made so.

And you need to listen to me.

You may blush now.

*HUG*

Re: your default icon

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

gah
::crawls under a rock::

Re: your default icon

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

Still pretty.

Very much so.

Deal with it.

[miintikwa.livejournal.com]

Crepuscular and bawdy

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

That's...that's a Barry word! Okay.. here we go...

By nature crepuscular, the city was well-known for peepshows to rival even the worst description in a Siouxsie Sioux song, and its comedy clubs were rife with bawdy humour. But that's all I can really say because, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

[miintikwa.livejournal.com]

Hee! WOOHOO!

[moad-terran-hq.livejournal.com]

Rhomboidal. Progeria.

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Suffering from Progeria, the rhomboidal robot's odd sides began to fall off prematurely until it lay, wholly dismantled, in some distant and forgotten Martian desert.

[axejudge.livejournal.com]

syzygy and corpulent

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Corpulent is also a Barry word! You people are trying to kill me with Barry words aren'tcha? Okay.... ::deep breath::

The syzygy of the Earth and sun with the center of the Milky Way galaxy will make manifest the corpulent lips of the Great Alpaca, at which time all human life will be eked away by the Terrifying Squeegee of God (tm).

[axejudge.livejournal.com]

Terrifying Squeegee of God (tm)

LOL!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's a phrase coined by corwinok for the coming Alpaca Lips. We loves our corwinok.

[dwerenat.livejournal.com]

Oh bother sighed Pooh, spying the mushroom cloud.

"I done stabbed that sonofabitch plenty of times, he never died on me before."

douchenozzle
over-amorous syphilitic dwarves

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Snow White eyed the douchenozzle with not a small amount of trepidation. There was nothing for it. This needed to be done to at least partially protect her from the over-amourous syphilitic dwarves who were holding her hostage in the forest beyond her kingdom home. If she ever got back to the castle, Snow's first order of business was to throw a beatdown on that bitch of a stepmother who threw her in this untenable situation.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

"Obstrepterous" and "clunky."

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

The crazy criminal was obstreperous, making the cops' job twice as hard as they attempted to cuff the goon's stubby arms and chain his clunky legs, so he would not be a menace to his fellow inmates.

[purplefog.livejournal.com]

Carapace, silicone

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

The artificial intelligence's carapace was made of an extremely rare form of silicone, enabling the insectoid android to endure even the most brutal environments on the the planet Udalskoigal.

[purplefog.livejournal.com]

Mask, anus

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

The Batman had to wear a mask because his face looked like a gigantic anus.

[masquedbunny.livejournal.com]

rood screen, y-fronts :D

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Okay, you got me. I know what a rood screen is, but y-front? 'splain, Lucy! Then I'll write something ridiculous.

[masquedbunny.livejournal.com]

They're men's tighty-whities (in the UK), so-called for the distinctive y-shaped seaming. :3

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

AHA! Okay. **snerk**

The congregation left the sanctuary, scarred for life for witnessing the bloody y-fronts smack wetly against the rood screen just prior to Father McLolly emerging to preach to his faithful flock.

[falkenna.livejournal.com]

Translation: jockey shorts
(So called not for riders, but an adopted brand name.)

[flutterbychild.livejournal.com]

vestigial vermin

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

There's another Barry word! Two of them, actually!

[flutterbychild.livejournal.com]

I was just loving the alliteration!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

Darth Maul's vestigial horns were a phenomenon of his species, developed to spear various small vermin of the desert to roast over an open fire as snacks during story time.

[zaecus.livejournal.com]

Labial defenestration

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

The suspect was charged with defenestration at her arraignment, and was posted a bail of $5,000,000.00, as she was a flight risk. Unable to make bail, the suspect was promptly hauled off to the pokey, wherein she was subjected to the labial attentions of hardcore, sex-starved Women Behind Bars.