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Ode to the Pot Belly

As you can see now my girth is real big
My appetite is huge and I eat like a pig
Food is my pleasure, my joy and my fun
I’d kill an old lady for just one sticky bun!

I dream at night of what I’ll eat the next day
And no one dares to get in my way
I can’t stop eating, I’m like an eating machine,
A vacuum cleaner with teeth, if you know what I mean

The IHOP is my favourite place to chow down
I eat so much there I’m the talk of the town
Food is my life down to the last crust

It’s been such a blast until I finally did bust

One day I’ll be thin and achieve this great feat
Because I’ll be dead and unable to eat.

©Deloris M. Evans

14 December, 2009

Date: 2009-12-14 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com
LOL good for her

Date: 2009-12-15 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] circumspectly.livejournal.com
ROFL...I concur.

Date: 2009-12-15 06:15 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-12-15 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razzle.livejournal.com
BRAVO!! She needs to take that to a poetry slam, man!

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