Planet Hooligan
Jun. 21st, 2010 08:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuvielThe weather is beautiful here if you like stepping outside onto the surface of Venus. The trees are even drooping, except for the contorted filbert, which is in the shade of the house. There's a cold front supposed to come through in a couple of days, at which time all the plants and houses will start singing that "smile" song they sing in Toon Town in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. And people wonder why I'm crazy. I'm crazy because the heat of the giant ball of hell in the sky has burned away my faculties, that's why.
On top of the heat misery, I've got a gas bubble that keeps moving around in my abdomen making me feel I've been impregnated by the Soccer Aliens of Planet Hooligan. All I want to do is pass this gas and avoid going outside until November, is that so wrong?
On top of the heat misery, I've got a gas bubble that keeps moving around in my abdomen making me feel I've been impregnated by the Soccer Aliens of Planet Hooligan. All I want to do is pass this gas and avoid going outside until November, is that so wrong?
