Corporate Slavery

[tinhuviel]

Are you a corporate slave?
[Poll #147286]

• If you answer more questions with "#1", you are part of the Feudal Overlord System and need to be eaten by weasels.


• If you answer more questions with "#2", you pretty much have it made, but there's room for advancement.


• If you answer more questions with "#3", you're the average grunt, just plodding along trying not to make waves.


• If you answer more questions with "#4", you're straining against the symbols of your corporate bondage and make no bones about your dissatisfaction. You'll end up in a tower with a gun if you don't chill out. Welcome to my elite little club!


• If you answer more questions with "#5", you're probably a warehouse worker who is systematically abused by your 'handlers' and who really needs to stop silently bemoaning your woes, rise up and strike down your Masters. Viva Revolucion!!!