Greenville is less the 20 miles from me...

[tinhuviel]

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

Goddess help me.....

Comments

[furnacechant.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!! Where did you find that one? That is hilarious!

[tinhuviel.livejournal.com]

My mom emailed it to me along with a few other idiotic quotes. I'll send it to you if you wish.